revels in out-of-the-blue-total-surprise-package-getting

Whee! I sent it super cheap slow boat and didn't know how long it would take.

Giggles at the thought of Juliana being brainwashed by evil suburban plastic surgeons. Will we have Stepford Juliana in our future.

Gotta go to the bus stop....

Will we have Stepford Juliana in our future.

I think the Stepford surgeons would use juliana as their template for all other stepford wives.

Happy Belated Birthday, Nora!!! I'm sorry I missed it yesterday.

I left Annabel alone for a minute to go get the phone from the other room. I came back to find her sitting on the couch, paging through Self-Editing for Fiction Writers with a look of utter concentration.

Too cute!!!

Teppy, sorry that Crush!Guy is being asshat.

I just needled my ex. That's not productive.

Did this needling involve a VooDoo doll?

nah, I just got annoyed how he would write me every once in a while, all friendly like, ask how I was doing, then I'd reply, and then... nothing. No response, nothing for like another 6 months.

I think it's basically because his life is probably not going so well and he doesn't want to admit it to me. But if that's the case, then don't pretend like we're friendly... it's all one sided. It makes me think he's trying to get the Upper Hand or something.

So, I'm tired and cranky, and I called him on it (not out of the blue- he wrote to me yesterday for my birthday). Whatever.

gronk

I just spent the last 4 or so hours thinking it was Monday.

I just spent the last 4 or so hours thinking it was Monday.

What a horrible thought.

I just spent the last 4 or so hours thinking it was Monday.

What a horrible thought.

Well, yes, but better that than spending 4 hours on Monday thinking it's Friday.

Poor Aimee! I hope your thumb feels better soon.

I just delivered Emily to the airport.

I must write my bio lab report. I don't wanna, 'cause I don't know the answers.

I'm sleepy.

Also, everyone should leave Nora alone.

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