He was calling to invite me to submit opinions, or other types of articles for his online news service.
All right! That sounds very flattering (and understandable, considering how well written your letter was).
'Get It Done'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
He was calling to invite me to submit opinions, or other types of articles for his online news service.
All right! That sounds very flattering (and understandable, considering how well written your letter was).
Stay away from cheek implants, though okay?
Oh good lord, yes. I have never seen one of those that didn't freak me right out.
No you don't. You're insincere, and not only will the FSM pass you by, but the Great Pumpkin as well.
And if you watch ROBOT CHICKEN you know this is a good thing.
revels in out-of-the-blue-total-surprise-package-getting
Whee! I sent it super cheap slow boat and didn't know how long it would take.
Giggles at the thought of Juliana being brainwashed by evil suburban plastic surgeons. Will we have Stepford Juliana in our future.
Gotta go to the bus stop....
Will we have Stepford Juliana in our future.
I think the Stepford surgeons would use juliana as their template for all other stepford wives.
Happy Belated Birthday, Nora!!! I'm sorry I missed it yesterday.
I left Annabel alone for a minute to go get the phone from the other room. I came back to find her sitting on the couch, paging through Self-Editing for Fiction Writers with a look of utter concentration.
Too cute!!!
Teppy, sorry that Crush!Guy is being asshat.
I just needled my ex. That's not productive.
Did this needling involve a VooDoo doll?
nah, I just got annoyed how he would write me every once in a while, all friendly like, ask how I was doing, then I'd reply, and then... nothing. No response, nothing for like another 6 months.
I think it's basically because his life is probably not going so well and he doesn't want to admit it to me. But if that's the case, then don't pretend like we're friendly... it's all one sided. It makes me think he's trying to get the Upper Hand or something.
So, I'm tired and cranky, and I called him on it (not out of the blue- he wrote to me yesterday for my birthday). Whatever.
gronk
I just spent the last 4 or so hours thinking it was Monday.