Slap my hand now!

Anya ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Sep 16, 2005 9:13:08 am PDT #3440 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Stay away from cheek implants, though okay?

Oh good lord, yes. I have never seen one of those that didn't freak me right out.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 16, 2005 9:24:30 am PDT #3441 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

No you don't. You're insincere, and not only will the FSM pass you by, but the Great Pumpkin as well.

And if you watch ROBOT CHICKEN you know this is a good thing.


Laura - Sep 16, 2005 9:29:14 am PDT #3442 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

revels in out-of-the-blue-total-surprise-package-getting

Whee! I sent it super cheap slow boat and didn't know how long it would take.

Giggles at the thought of Juliana being brainwashed by evil suburban plastic surgeons. Will we have Stepford Juliana in our future.

Gotta go to the bus stop....


Steph L. - Sep 16, 2005 9:30:18 am PDT #3443 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Will we have Stepford Juliana in our future.

I think the Stepford surgeons would use juliana as their template for all other stepford wives.


sj - Sep 16, 2005 9:46:02 am PDT #3444 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Belated Birthday, Nora!!! I'm sorry I missed it yesterday.

I left Annabel alone for a minute to go get the phone from the other room. I came back to find her sitting on the couch, paging through Self-Editing for Fiction Writers with a look of utter concentration.

Too cute!!!

Teppy, sorry that Crush!Guy is being asshat.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 16, 2005 10:19:14 am PDT #3445 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I just needled my ex. That's not productive.


Gudanov - Sep 16, 2005 10:20:49 am PDT #3446 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Did this needling involve a VooDoo doll?


Nora Deirdre - Sep 16, 2005 10:25:35 am PDT #3447 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

nah, I just got annoyed how he would write me every once in a while, all friendly like, ask how I was doing, then I'd reply, and then... nothing. No response, nothing for like another 6 months.

I think it's basically because his life is probably not going so well and he doesn't want to admit it to me. But if that's the case, then don't pretend like we're friendly... it's all one sided. It makes me think he's trying to get the Upper Hand or something.

So, I'm tired and cranky, and I called him on it (not out of the blue- he wrote to me yesterday for my birthday). Whatever.


askye - Sep 16, 2005 10:43:03 am PDT #3448 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

gronk

I just spent the last 4 or so hours thinking it was Monday.


Atropa - Sep 16, 2005 10:51:37 am PDT #3449 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I just spent the last 4 or so hours thinking it was Monday.

What a horrible thought.