Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 8:48:04 am PDT #3429 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I sincerely believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

No you don't. You're insincere, and not only will the FSM pass you by, but the Great Pumpkin as well.

Crap. Hec totally sees through my insincere parody-religious beliefs.

::cancels order for pirate costume::


Connie Neil - Sep 16, 2005 8:50:57 am PDT #3430 of 10001
brillig

Hey, in my religion, Friday is a Holy Day. We've even got published scriptures!

Hail, Eris! May your hot dogs be without buns! All hail Discordia!


Steph L. - Sep 16, 2005 8:57:09 am PDT #3431 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Also, I'm with Laura on the flirting.

Yes, but -- you read the whole story, right? Flirting with someone after telling her that you're not attracted to her? That's just a mindfuck, and not the kind I like.


JZ - Sep 16, 2005 9:02:01 am PDT #3432 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Laura is a goddess who has just caused me to smile like mad at the end of one of my most un-smiliest weeks ever, and I adore her.

::revels in out-of-the-blue-total-surprise-package-getting::


Topic!Cindy - Sep 16, 2005 9:02:43 am PDT #3433 of 10001
What is even happening?

It's a mindfuck, counterproductive to his stated intent, crappy (and not at all Scrappy), and CLUELESS!!!!!!!


juliana - Sep 16, 2005 9:03:55 am PDT #3434 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The only test is whether the religion is a "sincerely held belief." Jen will be happy to know that Atheism is also covered under the religious protection.

Wait - what about me? I sincerely believe that I don't know the cosmic answers and that we should all be groovy toward each other whilst we party on. Am I protected? Is Bill-and-Tedism a recognized religion?

I have just gotten a referral for plastic surgery. The office of said plastic surgeon is, naturally, in one of our richest suburbs. The good thing is that it will most likely be covered by my insurance. (I'm getting a scar removed.) That's been the most exciting thing about my day.


DavidS - Sep 16, 2005 9:05:08 am PDT #3435 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

rubs Laura's shoulders

Yes, but -- you read the whole story, right? Flirting with someone after telling her that you're not attracted to her? That's just a mindfuck, and not the kind I like.

I did read the whole story. I don't think he was mindfucking with Machiavellian or evil intent. I think he (a) underestimated how much he hurt you (b) wanted to show that he still likes you (perhaps guiltily, but probably still genuine) (c) wanted to smooth things over in the group dynamic (d) is a bit clueless on how the whole thing played out.


DavidS - Sep 16, 2005 9:06:38 am PDT #3436 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wait - what about me? I sincerely believe that I don't know the cosmic answers and that we should all be groovy toward each other whilst we party on. Am I protected? Is Bill-and-Tedism a recognized religion?

Agnosticism is also protected.

I have just gotten a referral for plastic surgery. The office of said plastic surgeon is, naturally, in one of our richest suburbs. The good thing is that it will most likely be covered by my insurance. (I'm getting a scar removed.) That's been the most exciting thing about my day.

You movie star! Stay away from cheek implants, though okay? And no collagen in the lips. And I don't like eye-lifts when they're too tight. That's freaky.


Steph L. - Sep 16, 2005 9:06:54 am PDT #3437 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I did read the whole story.

In my LJ?


Cashmere - Sep 16, 2005 9:07:19 am PDT #3438 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I sincerely believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

I'm totally a Pastafarian.