Just be sure to thoroughly hose down the wood chipper afterward.
Which is why it's important to plan ahead, and not do this sort of thing in mid-winter, in the upper Midwest.
Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.
Harmony ,'First Date'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Calli - Sep 21, 2005 10:47:10 am PDT #9632 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Tom Scola - Sep 21, 2005 10:48:29 am PDT #9633 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
This is from last July: [link]
Family Takes Reality Show, Others To Court
The Lemont, Ill., family that appeared on a Fox network reality show will now ask a judge to consider their plight.
They say they were promised a new home with improvements to help their recently-paralyzed son, but instead, the family says the experience left them in a dangerous house and a financial hole.
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 10:49:45 am PDT #9634 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Which is why it's important to plan ahead, and not do this sort of thing in mid-winter, in the upper Midwest.
Yeah. It's rather... embarrassing to return a rented, blood and bone-spattered, ice-filled wood chipper.
JohnSweden - Sep 21, 2005 10:49:53 am PDT #9635 of 10002
I can't even.
Shallow graves are bad. A wood chipper and a secluded spot on a river is all you need.
Alternatively, pig farm (Everything in life I learned from Snatch).
Failing, access to machinery or porcine corpse disposal, dig the grave deep enough and follow the NW Arkansas handy-dandy guide: dirt, lime, body, lime, dirt, broken glass.
msbelle - Sep 21, 2005 10:51:27 am PDT #9636 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
stuck in my head - I ain't sayin she's a golddigger...
Atropa - Sep 21, 2005 10:51:49 am PDT #9637 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Which is why it's important to plan ahead, and not do this sort of thing in mid-winter, in the upper Midwest.
This is where I show my complete lack of pop culture references, because I know about wood chippers thanks to my friend who majored in forensic anthropology.
Calli - Sep 21, 2005 10:52:10 am PDT #9638 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
It's rather... embarrassing to return a rented, blood and bone-spattered, ice-filled wood chipper.
You never get your deposit back.
Or . . . so I would assume.
ETA:
pop culture references
Sorry, I was trying for a Fargo riff.
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 10:53:07 am PDT #9639 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Atropa - Sep 21, 2005 10:54:12 am PDT #9640 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Sorry, I was trying for a Fargo riff.
I should probably watch that movie someday, shouldn't I?
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 10:54:55 am PDT #9641 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I should probably watch that movie someday, shouldn't I?
YES!!!