This is from last July: [link]

Family Takes Reality Show, Others To Court

The Lemont, Ill., family that appeared on a Fox network reality show will now ask a judge to consider their plight.

They say they were promised a new home with improvements to help their recently-paralyzed son, but instead, the family says the experience left them in a dangerous house and a financial hole.

Which is why it's important to plan ahead, and not do this sort of thing in mid-winter, in the upper Midwest.

Yeah. It's rather... embarrassing to return a rented, blood and bone-spattered, ice-filled wood chipper.

Shallow graves are bad. A wood chipper and a secluded spot on a river is all you need.

Alternatively, pig farm (Everything in life I learned from Snatch).

Failing, access to machinery or porcine corpse disposal, dig the grave deep enough and follow the NW Arkansas handy-dandy guide: dirt, lime, body, lime, dirt, broken glass.

stuck in my head - I ain't sayin she's a golddigger...

Which is why it's important to plan ahead, and not do this sort of thing in mid-winter, in the upper Midwest.

This is where I show my complete lack of pop culture references, because I know about wood chippers thanks to my friend who majored in forensic anthropology.

It's rather... embarrassing to return a rented, blood and bone-spattered, ice-filled wood chipper.

You never get your deposit back.

Or . . . so I would assume.

ETA:

pop culture references

Sorry, I was trying for a Fargo riff.

Survey reveals cars owners love best

J.D. Powers survey ranks cars by overall owner satisfaction. Mustang, Corvette, Mini top lists.

Sorry, I was trying for a Fargo riff.

I should probably watch that movie someday, shouldn't I?

I should probably watch that movie someday, shouldn't I?

YES!!!

Survey reveals cars owners love best

Imagine if they rated TV shows on the loyalty of their fan base, instead of raw numbers.