Which is why it's important to plan ahead, and not do this sort of thing in mid-winter, in the upper Midwest.
Yeah. It's rather... embarrassing to return a rented, blood and bone-spattered, ice-filled wood chipper.
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tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 10:49:45 am PDT #9634 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JohnSweden - Sep 21, 2005 10:49:53 am PDT #9635 of 10002
I can't even.
Shallow graves are bad. A wood chipper and a secluded spot on a river is all you need.
Alternatively, pig farm (Everything in life I learned from Snatch).
Failing, access to machinery or porcine corpse disposal, dig the grave deep enough and follow the NW Arkansas handy-dandy guide: dirt, lime, body, lime, dirt, broken glass.
msbelle - Sep 21, 2005 10:51:27 am PDT #9636 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
stuck in my head - I ain't sayin she's a golddigger...
Atropa - Sep 21, 2005 10:51:49 am PDT #9637 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Which is why it's important to plan ahead, and not do this sort of thing in mid-winter, in the upper Midwest.
This is where I show my complete lack of pop culture references, because I know about wood chippers thanks to my friend who majored in forensic anthropology.
Calli - Sep 21, 2005 10:52:10 am PDT #9638 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
It's rather... embarrassing to return a rented, blood and bone-spattered, ice-filled wood chipper.
You never get your deposit back.
Or . . . so I would assume.
ETA:
pop culture references
Sorry, I was trying for a Fargo riff.
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 10:53:07 am PDT #9639 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Atropa - Sep 21, 2005 10:54:12 am PDT #9640 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Sorry, I was trying for a Fargo riff.
I should probably watch that movie someday, shouldn't I?
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 10:54:55 am PDT #9641 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I should probably watch that movie someday, shouldn't I?
YES!!!
Tom Scola - Sep 21, 2005 10:55:02 am PDT #9642 of 10002
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Calli - Sep 21, 2005 11:00:12 am PDT #9643 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I should probably watch that movie someday, shouldn't I?
I liked it. Some of my fondness was due to the setting. I grew up a tad east, but the flat, wintery landscape in much of the movie definitely resonated with me.