You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.

Dawn ,'Storyteller'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Sep 21, 2005 10:54:12 am PDT #9640 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Sorry, I was trying for a Fargo riff.

I should probably watch that movie someday, shouldn't I?


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 10:54:55 am PDT #9641 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I should probably watch that movie someday, shouldn't I?

YES!!!


Tom Scola - Sep 21, 2005 10:55:02 am PDT #9642 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Survey reveals cars owners love best

Imagine if they rated TV shows on the loyalty of their fan base, instead of raw numbers.


Calli - Sep 21, 2005 11:00:12 am PDT #9643 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I should probably watch that movie someday, shouldn't I?

I liked it. Some of my fondness was due to the setting. I grew up a tad east, but the flat, wintery landscape in much of the movie definitely resonated with me.


bon bon - Sep 21, 2005 11:00:48 am PDT #9644 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The argument can be made, although I don't know if they can prove it, that the producers deliberately distressed the sister and should have foreseen some severe mental problems that came from that.


§ ita § - Sep 21, 2005 11:01:45 am PDT #9645 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the producers deliberately distressed the sister and should have foreseen some severe mental problems that came from that

That sounds like it's going to be a tough job.


Scrappy - Sep 21, 2005 11:04:15 am PDT #9646 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Fargo has one of movies' great female characters. Smart, strong, warm, and capable. Jilli, you are going to HATE her clothes, but you'll love ol' Marge.


Kathy A - Sep 21, 2005 11:06:55 am PDT #9647 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

That car survey article mentioned the now-discontinued Pontiac Aztec. I was listening to the radio a few weeks ago, and they mentioned that Pontiac is now claiming that their new entry-level SUV is their first one ever, apparently wiping the Aztec from their history completely. According to the radio report, the company's website has also deleted it from their "history of car lines past" section.


Emily - Sep 21, 2005 11:07:04 am PDT #9648 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So I feel like a doofus, but I have no idea why this is funny:

Announcement: Ladies and gentlemen: There is a Brooklyn-bound R train approaching 14th Street. --Times Square station


Aims - Sep 21, 2005 11:09:39 am PDT #9649 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Williams was supposed to be on the show, McGee was goaded into calling Williams ugly, and the suit contends that McGee committed suicide because Williams was dropped from the show?

I am trying to understand. I am slow today.