Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 12:25:47 pm PDT #383 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just used the internet to find out what was on my porch.

A quantum leap or so in satellite technology and we can use it to find out who's ringing the doorbell.


Stephanie - Jul 15, 2005 12:26:31 pm PDT #384 of 10002
Trust my rage

That's why I find it so funny. I'm sure the DoD inventors of the WWWnever thought it would be so mundane.


Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2005 12:27:36 pm PDT #385 of 10002
brillig

A quantum leap or so in satellite technology and we can use it to find out who's ringing the doorbell.

And then it's only a quick technological hop to tying in a death ray and blasting their sorry butt.


shrift - Jul 15, 2005 12:29:41 pm PDT #386 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

MAKE TODAY END ALREADY

First, MAKE MY COWORKERS GO HOME so I can reboot the ferwonked server, already!

Then I can go home.


Kristen - Jul 15, 2005 12:33:54 pm PDT #387 of 10002

Okay working from home today was fun until 2 PM. The sun has moved and between that and the laptop, I'm sweating bullets.

The temptation to take a swim break is great.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 12:37:16 pm PDT #388 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The temptation to take a swim break is great.

Sweet jesus, why not?

Me, I want a job with surf breaks (no, not this sort). I'm not sure I'd take them, but it would be the kewlest.

I'm sure the DoD inventors of the WWWnever thought it would be so mundane.

Their heads probably exploded with online dating. I mean, even military nerds like porn, right?

I ordered new cheques! DC Heroes. The lady asked me if I didn't want to see some other styles. Not unless you have sets that are all Batman, lady -- make the order, and make sure the first name's lowercase. Hurry!


Kristen - Jul 15, 2005 12:39:27 pm PDT #389 of 10002

It's the whole thing about people seeing my fat ass in a bathing suit.

Or really, I have no ass. More like the fat rest of me.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 12:41:23 pm PDT #390 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's the whole thing about people seeing my fat ass in a bathing suit.

Fuck people.

I mean .. you know what I mean. Fuck people.


Gus - Jul 15, 2005 12:42:18 pm PDT #391 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Holy 1980's!

I don't remember the last time I wrote a cheque. All my bills are EFT.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 12:44:41 pm PDT #392 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm so not EFTing my rent. The float is too long. That's my money. I'm also not EFTing across borders.