The temptation to take a swim break is great.

Sweet jesus, why not?

Me, I want a job with surf breaks (no, not this sort). I'm not sure I'd take them, but it would be the kewlest.

I'm sure the DoD inventors of the WWWnever thought it would be so mundane.

Their heads probably exploded with online dating. I mean, even military nerds like porn, right?

I ordered new cheques! DC Heroes. The lady asked me if I didn't want to see some other styles. Not unless you have sets that are all Batman, lady -- make the order, and make sure the first name's lowercase. Hurry!

It's the whole thing about people seeing my fat ass in a bathing suit.

Or really, I have no ass. More like the fat rest of me.

It's the whole thing about people seeing my fat ass in a bathing suit.

Fuck people.

I mean .. you know what I mean. Fuck people.

Holy 1980's!

I don't remember the last time I wrote a cheque. All my bills are EFT.

I'm so not EFTing my rent. The float is too long. That's my money. I'm also not EFTing across borders.

I think you'd look kick-ass in a bathing suit, Kristen, but you're also very much the body type I like to see in chicks, so I admit to a slight bias.

(Tall and imposing is sexy.)

I ordered new cheques! DC Heroes. The lady asked me if I didn't want to see some other styles. Not unless you have sets that are all Batman, lady -- make the order, and make sure the first name's lowercase. Hurry!

Dude! Where from? We need checks for the joint account, ones with my name, and I'm bored with my dogs playing poker.

Heh. Email notification of impending reboot sent to coworkers has put the fear into them. Of course, they're still not leaving. Their dedication to their jobs is admirable, but don't they realize it's new SciFi Friday and I need to be home in two hours?

Dude! Where from?

They're new in for Bank Of America. I tried a quick google and found these which aren't mine -- I also get GL and Flash, and the heroes are over the whole cheque, almost Pop Art style.

cheques are for pay electricians

if they arrive

Me, I want a job with surf breaks (no, not this sort). I'm not sure I'd take them, but it would be the kewlest.

A guy I went to college worked at the nuclear plant in San Diego (San Onofre?) during the summer (I believe as a Safety Inspector or similar, because we used to say he was Homer SImpson, and wow that show has been on the air a long time). He'd hit the beach with a boogie board on his lunch breaks.

I pay my rent with a check, and my student loan. And Papa Johns. Mine are Winnie the Pooh, DH's are Bugs Bunny.