A quantum leap or so in satellite technology and we can use it to find out who's ringing the doorbell.
And then it's only a quick technological hop to tying in a death ray and blasting their sorry butt.
See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.
Mal ,'Shindig'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2005 12:27:36 pm PDT #385 of 10002
brillig
shrift - Jul 15, 2005 12:29:41 pm PDT #386 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
MAKE TODAY END ALREADY
First, MAKE MY COWORKERS GO HOME so I can reboot the ferwonked server, already!
Then I can go home.
Kristen - Jul 15, 2005 12:33:54 pm PDT #387 of 10002
Okay working from home today was fun until 2 PM. The sun has moved and between that and the laptop, I'm sweating bullets.
The temptation to take a swim break is great.
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 12:37:16 pm PDT #388 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The temptation to take a swim break is great.
Sweet jesus, why not?
Me, I want a job with surf breaks (no, not this sort). I'm not sure I'd take them, but it would be the kewlest.
I'm sure the DoD inventors of the WWWnever thought it would be so mundane.
Their heads probably exploded with online dating. I mean, even military nerds like porn, right?
I ordered new cheques! DC Heroes. The lady asked me if I didn't want to see some other styles. Not unless you have sets that are all Batman, lady -- make the order, and make sure the first name's lowercase. Hurry!
Kristen - Jul 15, 2005 12:39:27 pm PDT #389 of 10002
It's the whole thing about people seeing my fat ass in a bathing suit.
Or really, I have no ass. More like the fat rest of me.
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 12:41:23 pm PDT #390 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's the whole thing about people seeing my fat ass in a bathing suit.
Fuck people.
I mean .. you know what I mean. Fuck people.
Gus - Jul 15, 2005 12:42:18 pm PDT #391 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Holy 1980's!
I don't remember the last time I wrote a cheque. All my bills are EFT.
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 12:44:41 pm PDT #392 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm so not EFTing my rent. The float is too long. That's my money. I'm also not EFTing across borders.
P.M. Marc - Jul 15, 2005 12:44:52 pm PDT #393 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I think you'd look kick-ass in a bathing suit, Kristen, but you're also very much the body type I like to see in chicks, so I admit to a slight bias.
(Tall and imposing is sexy.)
I ordered new cheques! DC Heroes. The lady asked me if I didn't want to see some other styles. Not unless you have sets that are all Batman, lady -- make the order, and make sure the first name's lowercase. Hurry!
Dude! Where from? We need checks for the joint account, ones with my name, and I'm bored with my dogs playing poker.
shrift - Jul 15, 2005 12:45:07 pm PDT #394 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Heh. Email notification of impending reboot sent to coworkers has put the fear into them. Of course, they're still not leaving. Their dedication to their jobs is admirable, but don't they realize it's new SciFi Friday and I need to be home in two hours?