That's why I find it so funny. I'm sure the DoD inventors of the WWWnever thought it would be so mundane.
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
A quantum leap or so in satellite technology and we can use it to find out who's ringing the doorbell.
And then it's only a quick technological hop to tying in a death ray and blasting their sorry butt.
MAKE TODAY END ALREADY
First, MAKE MY COWORKERS GO HOME so I can reboot the ferwonked server, already!
Then I can go home.
Okay working from home today was fun until 2 PM. The sun has moved and between that and the laptop, I'm sweating bullets.
The temptation to take a swim break is great.
The temptation to take a swim break is great.
Sweet jesus, why not?
Me, I want a job with surf breaks (no, not this sort). I'm not sure I'd take them, but it would be the kewlest.
I'm sure the DoD inventors of the WWWnever thought it would be so mundane.
Their heads probably exploded with online dating. I mean, even military nerds like porn, right?
I ordered new cheques! DC Heroes. The lady asked me if I didn't want to see some other styles. Not unless you have sets that are all Batman, lady -- make the order, and make sure the first name's lowercase. Hurry!
It's the whole thing about people seeing my fat ass in a bathing suit.
Or really, I have no ass. More like the fat rest of me.
It's the whole thing about people seeing my fat ass in a bathing suit.
Fuck people.
I mean .. you know what I mean. Fuck people.
Holy 1980's!
I don't remember the last time I wrote a cheque. All my bills are EFT.
I'm so not EFTing my rent. The float is too long. That's my money. I'm also not EFTing across borders.
I think you'd look kick-ass in a bathing suit, Kristen, but you're also very much the body type I like to see in chicks, so I admit to a slight bias.
(Tall and imposing is sexy.)
I ordered new cheques! DC Heroes. The lady asked me if I didn't want to see some other styles. Not unless you have sets that are all Batman, lady -- make the order, and make sure the first name's lowercase. Hurry!
Dude! Where from? We need checks for the joint account, ones with my name, and I'm bored with my dogs playing poker.