I wonder if I could get UPS to issue a tracking number for my kids' shoes. Then I could just use the Internet to find them instead of having to search around the house.
RFID, dude.
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 12:02:14 pm PDT #377 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gus - Jul 15, 2005 12:09:07 pm PDT #378 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
I am totally putting a RFID/GPS chip in my glasses.
amych - Jul 15, 2005 12:20:06 pm PDT #379 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I thought RFID was the mark of the beast. I can't keep up any more.
sarameg - Jul 15, 2005 12:23:34 pm PDT #380 of 10002
MAKE TODAY END ALREADY
Stephanie - Jul 15, 2005 12:24:02 pm PDT #381 of 10002
Trust my rage
I just used the internet to find out what was on my porch.
This happened too me once and I was home all day. I thought it was so cool.
Gus - Jul 15, 2005 12:25:42 pm PDT #382 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
The mark of the beast is WalMart™.
RFID is just the ink.
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 12:25:47 pm PDT #383 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just used the internet to find out what was on my porch.
A quantum leap or so in satellite technology and we can use it to find out who's ringing the doorbell.
Stephanie - Jul 15, 2005 12:26:31 pm PDT #384 of 10002
Trust my rage
That's why I find it so funny. I'm sure the DoD inventors of the WWWnever thought it would be so mundane.
Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2005 12:27:36 pm PDT #385 of 10002
brillig
A quantum leap or so in satellite technology and we can use it to find out who's ringing the doorbell.
And then it's only a quick technological hop to tying in a death ray and blasting their sorry butt.
shrift - Jul 15, 2005 12:29:41 pm PDT #386 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
MAKE TODAY END ALREADY
First, MAKE MY COWORKERS GO HOME so I can reboot the ferwonked server, already!
Then I can go home.