Fowl Flogger?
eta:
Fowl Fluffer?
Zoe: Nobody's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 8:50:58 am PDT #3731 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:51:40 am PDT #3732 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Turkey baster?
Lyra Jane - Jul 28, 2005 8:52:42 am PDT #3733 of 10002
Up with the sun
But I'm sure it's more than possible to make the horse stand there (horses are restrained for legit reasons, aren't they) while you bone it.
Yeah. I don't quite understand how you get the horse to bone you, especially if you're male. I guess you just crouch there and sort of guide the horse in? The whole thing just keeps disturbing me, and yet I cannot look away,
(I once hung out with a guy who thought it would be funny to show me bestiality porn, except he either lost his nerve or couldn't find anything really shocking, so my need for brain bleach was limited.)
-t - Jul 28, 2005 8:55:10 am PDT #3734 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I think this conversation has broken something in my brain.
Daisy, Daisy...
-t - Jul 28, 2005 8:57:02 am PDT #3735 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Mmm, Morton's. I hear they have a fantastic happy hour, with free steak sandwiches.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 8:57:35 am PDT #3736 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I hear they have a fantastic happy hour, with free steak sandwiches.
Do they have turkey?
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:58:16 am PDT #3737 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am so freaking hungry. The least this conversation could have done was put my off my feed, but no such luck. Maybe it's because that's how I think cows are sexiest -- lightly seared.
DavidS - Jul 28, 2005 8:59:25 am PDT #3738 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Maybe it's because that's how I think cows are sexiest -- lightly seared.
You just made Morrisey cry! Of course, that's not really very hard to do.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 9:01:01 am PDT #3739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Pfft. A nice rare steak, perhaps, with a dollop of pâté fois gras covered in bacon? I'm weak right now.
JenP - Jul 28, 2005 9:01:08 am PDT #3740 of 10002
I hear they have a fantastic happy hour, with free steak sandwiches.
Really? Free steak sandwich happy hour is a wonderful idea.
So are daisies.