Mmm, Morton's. I hear they have a fantastic happy hour, with free steak sandwiches.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jul 28, 2005 8:57:02 am PDT #3735 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 8:57:35 am PDT #3736 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I hear they have a fantastic happy hour, with free steak sandwiches.
Do they have turkey?
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:58:16 am PDT #3737 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am so freaking hungry. The least this conversation could have done was put my off my feed, but no such luck. Maybe it's because that's how I think cows are sexiest -- lightly seared.
DavidS - Jul 28, 2005 8:59:25 am PDT #3738 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Maybe it's because that's how I think cows are sexiest -- lightly seared.
You just made Morrisey cry! Of course, that's not really very hard to do.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 9:01:01 am PDT #3739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Pfft. A nice rare steak, perhaps, with a dollop of pâté fois gras covered in bacon? I'm weak right now.
JenP - Jul 28, 2005 9:01:08 am PDT #3740 of 10002
I hear they have a fantastic happy hour, with free steak sandwiches.
Really? Free steak sandwich happy hour is a wonderful idea.
So are daisies.
-t - Jul 28, 2005 9:01:17 am PDT #3741 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 9:02:34 am PDT #3742 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
You just made Morrisey cry! Of course, that's not really very hard to do.
Heh, now I'm flashing on Mike Nelson playing Morrisey on MST3K.
I wrote this song at a time in my life when I was very, very sad - it was this morning.
Connie Neil - Jul 28, 2005 9:02:56 am PDT #3743 of 10002
brillig
I am laughing like a loon but having to smother it because I can't explain this to my Utah workmates.
There's a show on a TLC-esque channel about weird jobs, and they did a segment on artificial insemination of horses. The host had to collect the semen, then get it into the mare. There was such a look of "Now, why did I agree to this job again?" on his face. Plus copious usage of pixilation on the stallion.
-t - Jul 28, 2005 9:03:05 am PDT #3744 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I think my favorite happy hour is still Rasputin's $2 Stoli and Free Caviar Night. Though you have to be right there when the caviar comes out to get any.
And I don't even like caviar, I just like the idea of someone giving it away free.