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You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'

Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:39:58 am PDT #3721 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dude. The internet is for porn.

Dear lord -- one of the instructors at krav was asking around if another instructor is a porn star. Which leads me to:

How can I ever look at him again? Either of them?
Where is this information from?
Porn star -- you so rarely hear "porn actor" -- seems like stars are a dime a dozen. Why's that?

JenP - Jul 28, 2005 8:40:23 am PDT #3722 of 10002

Oh, my.

Dana! Wait for me!

tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 8:40:39 am PDT #3723 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is all coming back to mallard snuff porn, isn't it?

Pretty soon. Not quite there yet, but pretty soon....

§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:41:40 am PDT #3724 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Canned tuna for the purposes of attracting a pet cat's attention.

Oh! Yeah. There are thoughts here I refuse to fully unravel. And ahhhhh!

And yet, I CAN'T STOP. I think I need help.

I know, I know. It's just not right.

I hope msbelle skips more than she skims when she comes back from her wee hiatus.

Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:41:43 am PDT #3725 of 10002

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now we’re gonna be face-to-face
And I’ll lay right down in my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c’mon
Now I’m ready to close my eyes
And now I’m ready to close my mind
And now I’m ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c’mon

joe boucher - Jul 28, 2005 8:43:00 am PDT #3726 of 10002

I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

If the... ahem, incident, had taken place in PA would Rick Santorum be talking about it as a campaign issue. "See! This is where liberalism leads! Homosexuality, man on man, man on dog, man on horse..." That's "horse on man," Senator. "Whatever. I'm for a culture of life, virtue, love of God, country, and capitalism. What do Democrats support? Horsefucking." Would his campaign manager tell him to drop it? "Rick, our polls show that pretty much everybody supports your stand on horsefucking. They also show that pretty much no one - pro, con, and neutral - wants to think about it. And every time you mention it that's all they can think about for, oh, for much too long. They just don't like it. It's hurting your numbers."

amych - Jul 28, 2005 8:46:58 am PDT #3727 of 10002

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And you can't really, um, stimulate a horse.

Sure you can. Jerking off critters is an essential step in breeding by artificial insemination.

Steph L. - Jul 28, 2005 8:48:14 am PDT #3728 of 10002

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I actually saw a film of lesbian bestiality.

Why? I mean....why?

DavidS - Jul 28, 2005 8:49:11 am PDT #3729 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sure you can. Jerking off critters is an essential step in breeding by artificial insemination.

I remember the early TDS episode about the person who worked the Turkeys.

Steph L. - Jul 28, 2005 8:49:58 am PDT #3730 of 10002

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I remember the early TDS episode about the person who worked the Turkeys.

I assume the job title is Turkey Jerker.

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