I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Jul 14, 2005 12:30:45 pm PDT #858 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Well - I'm off...have a great afternoon y'all!!!!!

I have to say, I expected more folks at work to stop by and schmooze about the baseball trades. I got more talk here at b.org about it than at work. Hrumph.


ChiKat - Jul 14, 2005 12:31:01 pm PDT #859 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I hope your dad learned his lesson.

I believe he did.

Fay, I love your profile!


Laura - Jul 14, 2005 12:31:34 pm PDT #860 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Bye Maidengurl!


Ginger - Jul 14, 2005 12:32:24 pm PDT #861 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I bake a perfect cake, but I can’t iron to save myself

Fay is me. Fay is actually remarkably me, except we'd be forever divided by the serial comma.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 14, 2005 12:34:22 pm PDT #862 of 10001
What is even happening?

I would much rather have a perfect cake than a pressed anything.


Ginger - Jul 14, 2005 12:38:29 pm PDT #863 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm so bad at ironing that I have a bedskirt that needs washing and therefore ironing and I'm thinking of asking the dry cleaner if he does bedskirts. I know it's just flat ironing, but the prospect fills me with loathing. I also tend to iron it more wrinkles than I iron out. It appalls my mother, who likes to point out that she ironed her brothers' uniforms during WWII.


Laura - Jul 14, 2005 12:38:54 pm PDT #864 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Now I totally want to date Fay. Except I'm not in her age range. And married. And not gay. But if I was....


Atropa - Jul 14, 2005 12:40:01 pm PDT #865 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I would much rather have a perfect cake than a pressed anything.

Yes. Isn't that some sort of universal truth?

I'm trying to remember the last time I used the iron. I think it was when I was embossing bats on a velvet skirt.


Fay - Jul 14, 2005 12:40:47 pm PDT #866 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Heh. Apparently I'm only an 84% match for myself. Which is unfortunate.

I'm trying to remember the last time I used the iron. I think it was when I was embossing bats on a velvet skirt.

Now that's a good reason to use an iron. I think the last time I used the iron was about 12 months ago. Mind you, our cleaning lady irons for us now, but she's actually worse at it than I am, and we're thinking about hiding the iron. I don't actually burn things, or melt plastic designs into interesting and less attractive plastic designs. She does, bless her. But we're both so grateful to have things cleaned and tidied up a bit that neither of us likes to mention it.


sumi - Jul 14, 2005 12:40:58 pm PDT #867 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

My friend who is having bariatric surgery tells me that afterwards she will never be able to eat cake again.

Not even a smidgen.

Not a crumb.

NEVER.

Ever.