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Atropa - Jul 14, 2005 12:40:01 pm PDT #865 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I would much rather have a perfect cake than a pressed anything.

Yes. Isn't that some sort of universal truth?

I'm trying to remember the last time I used the iron. I think it was when I was embossing bats on a velvet skirt.

Fay - Jul 14, 2005 12:40:47 pm PDT #866 of 10001

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Heh. Apparently I'm only an 84% match for myself. Which is unfortunate.

I'm trying to remember the last time I used the iron. I think it was when I was embossing bats on a velvet skirt.

Now that's a good reason to use an iron. I think the last time I used the iron was about 12 months ago. Mind you, our cleaning lady irons for us now, but she's actually worse at it than I am, and we're thinking about hiding the iron. I don't actually burn things, or melt plastic designs into interesting and less attractive plastic designs. She does, bless her. But we're both so grateful to have things cleaned and tidied up a bit that neither of us likes to mention it.

sumi - Jul 14, 2005 12:40:58 pm PDT #867 of 10001

Art Crawl!!!

My friend who is having bariatric surgery tells me that afterwards she will never be able to eat cake again.

Not even a smidgen.

Not a crumb.

NEVER.

Ever.

erikaj - Jul 14, 2005 12:41:34 pm PDT #868 of 10001

I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Of course I would date Fay...if she wouldn't mind if I slipped up and typed "Kay" sometimes, due to dueling obsessions.

brenda m - Jul 14, 2005 12:41:38 pm PDT #869 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I know I've used my iron, because I remember thinking "man, that's a crappy iron." But I couldn't tell you how long ago that was.

Topic!Cindy - Jul 14, 2005 12:43:31 pm PDT #870 of 10001

What is even happening?

Yes. Isn't that some sort of universal truth?

If it wasn't before, it is now.

I'm trying to remember the last time I used the iron. I think it was when I was embossing bats on a velvet skirt.

I think I imagined your wardrobe requiring a lot of ironing. Am more tempted than ever before for a change.

Actually, I just go rumpled. I don't go out any place of substance rumpled (that is like church, the library, dinner, a show, etc.). But if I'm bumming around with the kids, I am going to wrinkle my clothes, so I don't sweat it.

Heh. Apparently I'm only an 84% match for myself. Which is unfortunate.

How does that happen?

Laura - Jul 14, 2005 12:43:41 pm PDT #871 of 10001

Our wings are not tired.

I had to iron cotton uniforms when I was a kid. I hate ironing. Suck at it. I have mastered snatching things from the dryer in a timely fashion to prevent the need.

Atropa - Jul 14, 2005 12:45:37 pm PDT #872 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I think I imagined your wardrobe requiring a lot of ironing. Am more tempted than ever before for a change.

Ha! No, absolutely no ironing needed in the JilliWardrobe. Lots of flowy black lace and stretch velvet, plus some wool, silk, or non-stretch velvet that involves going to the dry cleaning place, but no ironing. A frock coat means never having to iron your blouses.

§ ita § - Jul 14, 2005 12:45:43 pm PDT #873 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.