I hope your dad learned his lesson.
I believe he did.
Fay, I love your profile!
Now, I can hold a note for a long time...actually I can hold a note forever. But eventually that's just noise. It's the change we're listening for. The note coming after, and the one after that. That's what makes it music.
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ChiKat - Jul 14, 2005 12:31:01 pm PDT #859 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Laura - Jul 14, 2005 12:31:34 pm PDT #860 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Bye Maidengurl!
Ginger - Jul 14, 2005 12:32:24 pm PDT #861 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I bake a perfect cake, but I can’t iron to save myself
Fay is me. Fay is actually remarkably me, except we'd be forever divided by the serial comma.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 14, 2005 12:34:22 pm PDT #862 of 10001
What is even happening?
I would much rather have a perfect cake than a pressed anything.
Ginger - Jul 14, 2005 12:38:29 pm PDT #863 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I'm so bad at ironing that I have a bedskirt that needs washing and therefore ironing and I'm thinking of asking the dry cleaner if he does bedskirts. I know it's just flat ironing, but the prospect fills me with loathing. I also tend to iron it more wrinkles than I iron out. It appalls my mother, who likes to point out that she ironed her brothers' uniforms during WWII.
Laura - Jul 14, 2005 12:38:54 pm PDT #864 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Now I totally want to date Fay. Except I'm not in her age range. And married. And not gay. But if I was....
Atropa - Jul 14, 2005 12:40:01 pm PDT #865 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I would much rather have a perfect cake than a pressed anything.
Yes. Isn't that some sort of universal truth?
I'm trying to remember the last time I used the iron. I think it was when I was embossing bats on a velvet skirt.
Fay - Jul 14, 2005 12:40:47 pm PDT #866 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Heh. Apparently I'm only an 84% match for myself. Which is unfortunate.
I'm trying to remember the last time I used the iron. I think it was when I was embossing bats on a velvet skirt.
Now that's a good reason to use an iron. I think the last time I used the iron was about 12 months ago. Mind you, our cleaning lady irons for us now, but she's actually worse at it than I am, and we're thinking about hiding the iron. I don't actually burn things, or melt plastic designs into interesting and less attractive plastic designs. She does, bless her. But we're both so grateful to have things cleaned and tidied up a bit that neither of us likes to mention it.
sumi - Jul 14, 2005 12:40:58 pm PDT #867 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
My friend who is having bariatric surgery tells me that afterwards she will never be able to eat cake again.
Not even a smidgen.
Not a crumb.
NEVER.
Ever.
erikaj - Jul 14, 2005 12:41:34 pm PDT #868 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Of course I would date Fay...if she wouldn't mind if I slipped up and typed "Kay" sometimes, due to dueling obsessions.