My friend who is having bariatric surgery tells me that afterwards she will never be able to eat cake again.
Not even a smidgen.
Not a crumb.
NEVER.
Ever.
Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness. Courtesy of whomever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.
Ben ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
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sumi - Jul 14, 2005 12:40:58 pm PDT #867 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
erikaj - Jul 14, 2005 12:41:34 pm PDT #868 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Of course I would date Fay...if she wouldn't mind if I slipped up and typed "Kay" sometimes, due to dueling obsessions.
brenda m - Jul 14, 2005 12:41:38 pm PDT #869 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I know I've used my iron, because I remember thinking "man, that's a crappy iron." But I couldn't tell you how long ago that was.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 14, 2005 12:43:31 pm PDT #870 of 10001
What is even happening?
Yes. Isn't that some sort of universal truth?
If it wasn't before, it is now.
I'm trying to remember the last time I used the iron. I think it was when I was embossing bats on a velvet skirt.
I think I imagined your wardrobe requiring a lot of ironing. Am more tempted than ever before for a change.
Actually, I just go rumpled. I don't go out any place of substance rumpled (that is like church, the library, dinner, a show, etc.). But if I'm bumming around with the kids, I am going to wrinkle my clothes, so I don't sweat it.
Heh. Apparently I'm only an 84% match for myself. Which is unfortunate.How does that happen?
Laura - Jul 14, 2005 12:43:41 pm PDT #871 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
I had to iron cotton uniforms when I was a kid. I hate ironing. Suck at it. I have mastered snatching things from the dryer in a timely fashion to prevent the need.
Atropa - Jul 14, 2005 12:45:37 pm PDT #872 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I think I imagined your wardrobe requiring a lot of ironing. Am more tempted than ever before for a change.
Ha! No, absolutely no ironing needed in the JilliWardrobe. Lots of flowy black lace and stretch velvet, plus some wool, silk, or non-stretch velvet that involves going to the dry cleaning place, but no ironing. A frock coat means never having to iron your blouses.
§ ita § - Jul 14, 2005 12:45:43 pm PDT #873 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How does that happen?
I don't think I'd date me. That shouldn't stop anyone else from giving it a (polite) shot, though.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 14, 2005 12:46:05 pm PDT #874 of 10001
What is even happening?
My friend who is having bariatric surgery tells me that afterwards she will never be able to eat cake again.
Not even a smidgen.
Not a crumb.
NEVER.
Ever.
I am very sad for her. This sounds trivial, but sincerely, that's got to be a tough decision to make, and to make it knowing her future is entirely cakeless, rather than just severely cake-restricted shows her dedication, if you ask me. I hope it goes well for her, and assists her in meeting her goals.
Cashmere - Jul 14, 2005 12:46:59 pm PDT #875 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
My friend who is having bariatric surgery tells me that afterwards she will never be able to eat cake again.
I know someone that had it and can manage a VERY TINY piece once in a while. But if she eats more than that, sugar dumping occurs and it makes her very sick. When I went to a wedding with her, though, she opted for a few glasses of wine over the wedding cake.
ChiKat - Jul 14, 2005 12:47:45 pm PDT #876 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Wrinkle releaser. Wonderful product. Not good for seriously, been wadded up in a ball in the back of my closet kind of wrinkles, but works fabulously for light to moderate wrinkling.