Oh, there are so many ways to surreptitiously measure an inseam.
How does one do this? I mean, how can you get your hand very near a man's crotch surreptitiously?
You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the bitch.
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ChiKat - May 04, 2006 3:18:27 pm PDT #9787 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
§ ita § - May 04, 2006 3:24:12 pm PDT #9788 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You just have to register what his crotch is level with. And his ankle or however low you want the pants to fall. It's not tricky like a circumference measurement.
how can you get your hand very near a man's crotch surreptitiously?
Well, I'm veering off topic, but I said that the measuring was surreptitious. In fact, I think there are more ways for you to get your hand near a man's crotch without him thinking of inseam measurements than there are that'll have him thinking of tailoring.
But that's not really what I was suggesting.
ChiKat - May 04, 2006 3:30:21 pm PDT #9789 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I said that the measuring was surreptitious
Good point.
Can I start rumors that Allyson is copping feels of Tim, now?
Allyson - May 04, 2006 3:36:49 pm PDT #9790 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Can I start rumors that Allyson is copping feels of Tim, now?
Only if the rumor doesn't extend to a rumored restraining order.
Kristen - May 04, 2006 3:57:13 pm PDT #9791 of 10001
Can I start rumors that Allyson is copping feels of Tim, now?
Is it a "rumor" if it's actually happened before?
Tim Minear - May 04, 2006 4:42:13 pm PDT #9792 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
I've contacted my lawyer.
§ ita § - May 04, 2006 4:43:00 pm PDT #9793 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think that makes them allegations.
Allyson - May 04, 2006 4:43:19 pm PDT #9794 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
About your inseam?
sarameg - May 04, 2006 4:45:49 pm PDT #9795 of 10001
All your lawyer can give you is your inseam? That's crappy.
My lawyer gave me a check for a million dollars.
sarameg - May 04, 2006 4:47:39 pm PDT #9796 of 10001
ok, ok, it was my dad's lawyer, I was 12, it was a NYEve party and he was really drunk. And now that I think about it, it sounds seriously skeevy, but it wasn't. Honest. It was for acquiring the last cookie.