I think that makes them allegations.
Cordelia: You're him. You're Angel's son. Connor: It's not like I got to choose.
'Hell Bound'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - May 04, 2006 4:43:00 pm PDT #9793 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson - May 04, 2006 4:43:19 pm PDT #9794 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
About your inseam?
sarameg - May 04, 2006 4:45:49 pm PDT #9795 of 10001
All your lawyer can give you is your inseam? That's crappy.
My lawyer gave me a check for a million dollars.
sarameg - May 04, 2006 4:47:39 pm PDT #9796 of 10001
ok, ok, it was my dad's lawyer, I was 12, it was a NYEve party and he was really drunk. And now that I think about it, it sounds seriously skeevy, but it wasn't. Honest. It was for acquiring the last cookie.
bon bon - May 04, 2006 5:01:24 pm PDT #9797 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Allyson, I'm an expert in Southern California stalking/harassment law. Call me. Habla Espanol! I give you 4.1 million dollar verdict!
Ok, not really.
Allyson - May 04, 2006 5:30:49 pm PDT #9798 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hm. It occurs to me while Tim may have "a" lawyer, I have an army of them, and at least one in Texas who carries a shotgun.
Fandom rawks!
Betsy HP - May 04, 2006 5:43:02 pm PDT #9799 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Anyway, to get the inseam, you just steal a pair of jeans that fit. Properly fitting a shirt is much harder.
§ ita § - May 04, 2006 5:46:12 pm PDT #9800 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why don't you steal a shirt that fits?
Allyson - May 04, 2006 6:00:23 pm PDT #9801 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Anyway, to get the inseam, you just steal a pair of jeans that fit. Properly fitting a shirt is much harder.
Tim's pants are like hip hop pants. They're eight sizes too big. He should get gold caps on his teeth and say shit like, "Peace out, word to your mother."
Nuff making fun of Tim's clothes. He hasn't taken the hint and sent his shirt size.
Kristen - May 04, 2006 6:05:26 pm PDT #9802 of 10001
"Peace out, word to your mother."
Yes, Tim is really Vanilla Ice.