For the book release party?
OMG YES. aurelia = SO FUCKING BRILLIANT.
Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.
Xander ,'First Date'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
JZ - May 01, 2006 3:38:54 pm PDT #9777 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Allyson - May 01, 2006 3:39:24 pm PDT #9778 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Tim's paying for the book release party, right?
Tamara - May 04, 2006 2:16:00 pm PDT #9779 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
Poor lonely crafts and procrastination thread.
Allyson - May 04, 2006 2:38:53 pm PDT #9780 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hm. So I was in Macy's and I saw this shirt that would look perfect on Tim. For those of you not following, Tim cannot dress himself. Which is a shame, because when he stumbles into something the right color and cut, he's SO SEXAY.
But i didn't pick it up because I would have to call and ask his size and then he would have been all, "that's weird, you're not my mother, weirdo."
That's my latest story about Tim.
§ ita § - May 04, 2006 2:42:14 pm PDT #9781 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Isn't that when you call his assistant?
Allyson - May 04, 2006 2:44:25 pm PDT #9782 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I talked to him yesterday and he doesn't know, either.
But John dresses really well, so he should take Tim shopping.
Highly recommend it.
§ ita § - May 04, 2006 2:46:51 pm PDT #9783 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I talked to him yesterday and he doesn't know, either.
I think either he should get a bonus for not telling you what he obviously knows, or have his pay docked for not knowing it.
Allyson - May 04, 2006 3:13:36 pm PDT #9784 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think maybe Tim draws the line at his mailbox, and that his inseam would be going too far.
§ ita § - May 04, 2006 3:14:56 pm PDT #9785 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, there are so many ways to surreptitiously measure an inseam. It's the neck measurement that's tricky.
Allyson - May 04, 2006 3:17:25 pm PDT #9786 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh, there are so many ways to surreptitiously measure an inseam.
Name three.