I said that the measuring was surreptitious
Good point.
Can I start rumors that Allyson is copping feels of Tim, now?
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ChiKat - May 04, 2006 3:30:21 pm PDT #9789 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Allyson - May 04, 2006 3:36:49 pm PDT #9790 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Can I start rumors that Allyson is copping feels of Tim, now?
Only if the rumor doesn't extend to a rumored restraining order.
Kristen - May 04, 2006 3:57:13 pm PDT #9791 of 10001
Can I start rumors that Allyson is copping feels of Tim, now?
Is it a "rumor" if it's actually happened before?
Tim Minear - May 04, 2006 4:42:13 pm PDT #9792 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
I've contacted my lawyer.
§ ita § - May 04, 2006 4:43:00 pm PDT #9793 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think that makes them allegations.
Allyson - May 04, 2006 4:43:19 pm PDT #9794 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
About your inseam?
sarameg - May 04, 2006 4:45:49 pm PDT #9795 of 10001
All your lawyer can give you is your inseam? That's crappy.
My lawyer gave me a check for a million dollars.
sarameg - May 04, 2006 4:47:39 pm PDT #9796 of 10001
ok, ok, it was my dad's lawyer, I was 12, it was a NYEve party and he was really drunk. And now that I think about it, it sounds seriously skeevy, but it wasn't. Honest. It was for acquiring the last cookie.
bon bon - May 04, 2006 5:01:24 pm PDT #9797 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Allyson, I'm an expert in Southern California stalking/harassment law. Call me. Habla Espanol! I give you 4.1 million dollar verdict!
Ok, not really.
Allyson - May 04, 2006 5:30:49 pm PDT #9798 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hm. It occurs to me while Tim may have "a" lawyer, I have an army of them, and at least one in Texas who carries a shotgun.
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