And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


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Kristen - May 04, 2006 3:57:13 pm PDT #9791 of 10001

Can I start rumors that Allyson is copping feels of Tim, now?

Is it a "rumor" if it's actually happened before?


Tim Minear - May 04, 2006 4:42:13 pm PDT #9792 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

I've contacted my lawyer.


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 4:43:00 pm PDT #9793 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think that makes them allegations.


Allyson - May 04, 2006 4:43:19 pm PDT #9794 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

About your inseam?


sarameg - May 04, 2006 4:45:49 pm PDT #9795 of 10001

All your lawyer can give you is your inseam? That's crappy.

My lawyer gave me a check for a million dollars.


sarameg - May 04, 2006 4:47:39 pm PDT #9796 of 10001

ok, ok, it was my dad's lawyer, I was 12, it was a NYEve party and he was really drunk. And now that I think about it, it sounds seriously skeevy, but it wasn't. Honest. It was for acquiring the last cookie.


bon bon - May 04, 2006 5:01:24 pm PDT #9797 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Allyson, I'm an expert in Southern California stalking/harassment law. Call me. Habla Espanol! I give you 4.1 million dollar verdict!

Ok, not really.


Allyson - May 04, 2006 5:30:49 pm PDT #9798 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hm. It occurs to me while Tim may have "a" lawyer, I have an army of them, and at least one in Texas who carries a shotgun.

Fandom rawks!


Betsy HP - May 04, 2006 5:43:02 pm PDT #9799 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Anyway, to get the inseam, you just steal a pair of jeans that fit. Properly fitting a shirt is much harder.


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 5:46:12 pm PDT #9800 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why don't you steal a shirt that fits?