Will no one defend from Allyson's interwebtastic violence?
Once you have brain soup, I'll call Jeb to come and advocate for you.
Spike: Taking up smoking, are you? Harmony: I am a villain, Spike. Hello!
Spike/Harm ,'Help'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Sep 12, 2005 6:11:45 pm PDT #3776 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Kristen - Sep 12, 2005 6:13:42 pm PDT #3777 of 10001
Wow. I guess those shirts are popular.
Dude, it's a melon baller.
Well, obviously, you'd have to crack someone's skull open before using the melon baller.
bon bon - Sep 12, 2005 6:15:59 pm PDT #3778 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
But I was using a melon baller, not a knife, so it's not violence.
But I'm appalled! Appalled, I say!
DavidS - Sep 12, 2005 6:16:14 pm PDT #3779 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well, obviously, you'd have to crack someone's skull open before using the melon baller.
If you want to start with a mountaineer's pick I might leap to Tim's defense. If he can't defend himself against a small (albeit mighty) woman with a melon baller well that's his own damn fault.
Kristen - Sep 12, 2005 6:17:46 pm PDT #3780 of 10001
I think a circular saw would be more efficient.
DavidS - Sep 12, 2005 6:21:58 pm PDT #3781 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think a circular saw would be more efficient.
Sure you could go bone saw. But I say The Jaws Of Life could just as easily be The Jaws of Death.
How big is Tim's head anyway? Is it like TV star big or movie star big?
SailAweigh - Sep 12, 2005 6:24:45 pm PDT #3782 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I think a circular saw would be more efficient.
For maximum efficiency, the forensic pathologists tool of choice when it comes to skulls is the Stryker saw. Less bone dust. Won't interfere with the melonballing of the soup or add unwanted flavoring/thickening.
DavidS - Sep 12, 2005 6:38:37 pm PDT #3783 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Mmmm, bone dust. Nature's thickener.
Actually, that would be blood. Or corn starch.
Betsy HP - Sep 12, 2005 6:56:40 pm PDT #3784 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Yes, but Jefferson was hott.
::wanders off to check the $20 bill::
Betsy HP - Sep 12, 2005 6:59:11 pm PDT #3785 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
::wanders back::
Thomas Jefferson did not actually look like Ken Howard. I am crushed. Damn this persistence of memory!