I think a circular saw would be more efficient.
Sure you could go bone saw. But I say The Jaws Of Life could just as easily be The Jaws of Death.
How big is Tim's head anyway? Is it like TV star big or movie star big?
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
DavidS - Sep 12, 2005 6:21:58 pm PDT #3781 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
SailAweigh - Sep 12, 2005 6:24:45 pm PDT #3782 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I think a circular saw would be more efficient.
For maximum efficiency, the forensic pathologists tool of choice when it comes to skulls is the Stryker saw. Less bone dust. Won't interfere with the melonballing of the soup or add unwanted flavoring/thickening.
DavidS - Sep 12, 2005 6:38:37 pm PDT #3783 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Mmmm, bone dust. Nature's thickener.
Actually, that would be blood. Or corn starch.
Betsy HP - Sep 12, 2005 6:56:40 pm PDT #3784 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Yes, but Jefferson was hott.
::wanders off to check the $20 bill::
Betsy HP - Sep 12, 2005 6:59:11 pm PDT #3785 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
::wanders back::
Thomas Jefferson did not actually look like Ken Howard. I am crushed. Damn this persistence of memory!
sumi - Sep 12, 2005 7:17:59 pm PDT #3786 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
I thought that Hamilton was hott too?
Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2005 7:33:28 pm PDT #3787 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I saw this first, and for a second I thought it was about Hamilton from Angel.
Huh. Weirdly enough, I thought it was about Adam Baldwin's character on The Inside, who is not, in fact, named Hamilton.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 12, 2005 8:54:08 pm PDT #3788 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Look on the bright side, at least Jefferson's not that scary-ass Andrew Jackson glaring out at you from the new $20 bill...
Will no one defend from Allyson's interwebtastic violence?
Dude, be proactive. You have Alan Tudyk's number, call him up and have him give Allyson a lapdance as a diversionary tactic.
Got Life - Sep 12, 2005 9:48:58 pm PDT #3789 of 10001
Life is eternal, Love is immortal, and death is only an illusion.
Or you can just go by my mother's theory on pain and violence:
If there is no blood and you still know who you are,you are alright.
Not thinking there would be much blood with a melonballer anyway. But like a spoon it might hurt more! Robin Hood taught me that! Well technically I think it was Prince John.
Beverly - Sep 12, 2005 11:05:37 pm PDT #3790 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
No, actually it was the Sheriff of Nottingham as played (to the hilt and beyond) by Alan Rickman. "Yyyyou twwwitt! It'll hurt more!"