Buffy ,'Empty Places'
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Well, obviously, you'd have to crack someone's skull open before using the melon baller.
If you want to start with a mountaineer's pick I might leap to Tim's defense. If he can't defend himself against a small (albeit mighty) woman with a melon baller well that's his own damn fault.
I think a circular saw would be more efficient.
I think a circular saw would be more efficient.
Sure you could go bone saw. But I say The Jaws Of Life could just as easily be The Jaws of Death.
How big is Tim's head anyway? Is it like TV star big or movie star big?
I think a circular saw would be more efficient.
For maximum efficiency, the forensic pathologists tool of choice when it comes to skulls is the Stryker saw. Less bone dust. Won't interfere with the melonballing of the soup or add unwanted flavoring/thickening.
Mmmm, bone dust. Nature's thickener.
Actually, that would be blood. Or corn starch.
Yes, but Jefferson was hott.
::wanders off to check the $20 bill::
::wanders back::
Thomas Jefferson did not actually look like Ken Howard. I am crushed. Damn this persistence of memory!
I thought that Hamilton was hott too?
I saw this first, and for a second I thought it was about Hamilton from Angel.
Huh. Weirdly enough, I thought it was about Adam Baldwin's character on The Inside, who is not, in fact, named Hamilton.
Look on the bright side, at least Jefferson's not that scary-ass Andrew Jackson glaring out at you from the new $20 bill...
Will no one defend from Allyson's interwebtastic violence?
Dude, be proactive. You have Alan Tudyk's number, call him up and have him give Allyson a lapdance as a diversionary tactic.