But I was using a melon baller, not a knife, so it's not violence.
But I'm appalled! Appalled, I say!
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
bon bon - Sep 12, 2005 6:15:59 pm PDT #3778 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
DavidS - Sep 12, 2005 6:16:14 pm PDT #3779 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well, obviously, you'd have to crack someone's skull open before using the melon baller.
If you want to start with a mountaineer's pick I might leap to Tim's defense. If he can't defend himself against a small (albeit mighty) woman with a melon baller well that's his own damn fault.
Kristen - Sep 12, 2005 6:17:46 pm PDT #3780 of 10001
I think a circular saw would be more efficient.
DavidS - Sep 12, 2005 6:21:58 pm PDT #3781 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think a circular saw would be more efficient.
Sure you could go bone saw. But I say The Jaws Of Life could just as easily be The Jaws of Death.
How big is Tim's head anyway? Is it like TV star big or movie star big?
SailAweigh - Sep 12, 2005 6:24:45 pm PDT #3782 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I think a circular saw would be more efficient.
For maximum efficiency, the forensic pathologists tool of choice when it comes to skulls is the Stryker saw. Less bone dust. Won't interfere with the melonballing of the soup or add unwanted flavoring/thickening.
DavidS - Sep 12, 2005 6:38:37 pm PDT #3783 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Mmmm, bone dust. Nature's thickener.
Actually, that would be blood. Or corn starch.
Betsy HP - Sep 12, 2005 6:56:40 pm PDT #3784 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Yes, but Jefferson was hott.
::wanders off to check the $20 bill::
Betsy HP - Sep 12, 2005 6:59:11 pm PDT #3785 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
::wanders back::
Thomas Jefferson did not actually look like Ken Howard. I am crushed. Damn this persistence of memory!
sumi - Sep 12, 2005 7:17:59 pm PDT #3786 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
I thought that Hamilton was hott too?
Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2005 7:33:28 pm PDT #3787 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I saw this first, and for a second I thought it was about Hamilton from Angel.
Huh. Weirdly enough, I thought it was about Adam Baldwin's character on The Inside, who is not, in fact, named Hamilton.