Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
I think a circular saw would be more efficient.
For maximum efficiency, the forensic pathologists tool of choice when it comes to skulls is the Stryker saw. Less bone dust. Won't interfere with the melonballing of the soup or add unwanted flavoring/thickening.
Mmmm, bone dust. Nature's thickener.
Actually, that would be blood. Or corn starch.
Yes, but Jefferson was hott.
::wanders off to check the $20 bill::
::wanders back::
Thomas Jefferson did not actually look like Ken Howard. I am crushed. Damn this persistence of memory!
I thought that Hamilton was hott too?
I saw this first, and for a second I thought it was about Hamilton from Angel.
Huh. Weirdly enough, I thought it was about Adam Baldwin's character on The Inside, who is not, in fact, named Hamilton.
Look on the bright side, at least Jefferson's not that scary-ass Andrew Jackson glaring out at you from the new $20 bill...
Will no one defend from Allyson's interwebtastic violence?
Dude, be proactive. You have Alan Tudyk's number, call him up and have him give Allyson a lapdance as a diversionary tactic.
Or you can just go by my mother's theory on pain and violence:
If there is no blood and you still know who you are,you are alright.
Not thinking there would be much blood with a melonballer anyway. But like a spoon it might hurt more! Robin Hood taught me that! Well technically I think it was Prince John.
No, actually it was the Sheriff of Nottingham as played (to the hilt and beyond) by Alan Rickman. "Yyyyou twwwitt! It'll hurt more!"
Will no one defend from Allyson's interwebtastic violence?
I went to bed early or I would have challenged her to a duel. But she would have kicked my ass so maybe that's for the best.