I'm guessing that life-threatening emergencies which can only be averted by digital artists with an extensive knowledge of Buffy trivia are pretty rare. Not holding my breath for the call.
Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!
'War Stories'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 03, 2005 1:14:46 pm PDT #2081 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 1:17:44 pm PDT #2082 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Any thing I can do, I can give you the digits of someone who can do it better. Now, if you need someone to do krav and display a knowledge of document management while speaking in Jamaican patois, I may just be the one for you.
Scrappy - Aug 03, 2005 1:30:07 pm PDT #2083 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
And if you need someone to analyze a script while entering invoices into QuickBooks and dancing to Earth, Wind & Fire, I'm your gal.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 1:30:50 pm PDT #2084 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Strike that -- I won't speak in patois, but I'll be more than happy to translate.
Wolfram - Aug 03, 2005 1:33:59 pm PDT #2085 of 10001
Visilurking
Need someone to pretend to know a lot more than he actually does, and say stuff with conviction? I'm ready to save the world.
Kevin - Aug 03, 2005 1:42:14 pm PDT #2086 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Need somebody to juggle? Not me.
DCJensen - Aug 03, 2005 1:55:02 pm PDT #2087 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Not even geese?
Wolfram - Aug 03, 2005 1:57:00 pm PDT #2088 of 10001
Visilurking
I can juggle geese.
Or can I?
amych - Aug 03, 2005 1:58:36 pm PDT #2089 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Some people do...
tiggy - Aug 03, 2005 2:12:59 pm PDT #2090 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
need someone to procrastinate? i'm your gal!