Need someone to pretend to know a lot more than he actually does, and say stuff with conviction? I'm ready to save the world.
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Wolfram - Aug 03, 2005 1:33:59 pm PDT #2085 of 10001
Visilurking
Kevin - Aug 03, 2005 1:42:14 pm PDT #2086 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Need somebody to juggle? Not me.
DCJensen - Aug 03, 2005 1:55:02 pm PDT #2087 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Not even geese?
Wolfram - Aug 03, 2005 1:57:00 pm PDT #2088 of 10001
Visilurking
I can juggle geese.
Or can I?
amych - Aug 03, 2005 1:58:36 pm PDT #2089 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Some people do...
tiggy - Aug 03, 2005 2:12:59 pm PDT #2090 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
need someone to procrastinate? i'm your gal!
SailAweigh - Aug 03, 2005 2:13:44 pm PDT #2091 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I'm juggling geese RIGHT NOW, AIFG!
Wolfram - Aug 03, 2005 2:14:22 pm PDT #2092 of 10001
Visilurking
need someone to procrastinate?
I was gonna get around to saying that one.
JZ - Aug 03, 2005 2:16:54 pm PDT #2093 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I can juggle handkerchiefs and scarves, make spanakopita from scratch, and teach a course in performing Shakespeare in proper Tudor English dialect. I expect to get my only-you-can-save-us-all call just shortly after Matt.
Ginger - Aug 03, 2005 2:22:26 pm PDT #2094 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I can explain complicated things; give the impression of expertise in a number of subjects, including electricity, 19th century American literature and American antiques; adequately use several kinds of graphics software; refinish furniture and make a mean cheese straw. I am ready to save the world.