Strike that -- I won't speak in patois, but I'll be more than happy to translate.
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Need someone to pretend to know a lot more than he actually does, and say stuff with conviction? I'm ready to save the world.
Need somebody to juggle? Not me.
Not even geese?
I can juggle geese.
Or can I?
Some people do...
need someone to procrastinate? i'm your gal!
I'm juggling geese RIGHT NOW, AIFG!
need someone to procrastinate?
I was gonna get around to saying that one.
I can juggle handkerchiefs and scarves, make spanakopita from scratch, and teach a course in performing Shakespeare in proper Tudor English dialect. I expect to get my only-you-can-save-us-all call just shortly after Matt.