Not even geese?
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
DCJensen - Aug 03, 2005 1:55:02 pm PDT #2087 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Wolfram - Aug 03, 2005 1:57:00 pm PDT #2088 of 10001
Visilurking
I can juggle geese.
Or can I?
amych - Aug 03, 2005 1:58:36 pm PDT #2089 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Some people do...
tiggy - Aug 03, 2005 2:12:59 pm PDT #2090 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
need someone to procrastinate? i'm your gal!
SailAweigh - Aug 03, 2005 2:13:44 pm PDT #2091 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I'm juggling geese RIGHT NOW, AIFG!
Wolfram - Aug 03, 2005 2:14:22 pm PDT #2092 of 10001
Visilurking
need someone to procrastinate?
I was gonna get around to saying that one.
JZ - Aug 03, 2005 2:16:54 pm PDT #2093 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I can juggle handkerchiefs and scarves, make spanakopita from scratch, and teach a course in performing Shakespeare in proper Tudor English dialect. I expect to get my only-you-can-save-us-all call just shortly after Matt.
Ginger - Aug 03, 2005 2:22:26 pm PDT #2094 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I can explain complicated things; give the impression of expertise in a number of subjects, including electricity, 19th century American literature and American antiques; adequately use several kinds of graphics software; refinish furniture and make a mean cheese straw. I am ready to save the world.
Nilly - Aug 03, 2005 2:26:24 pm PDT #2095 of 10001
Swouncing
I just posted a link to a post in another thread! I have nothing on-topic to say! Um, never mind.
It's like those things when you hear some piece of trivia that nobody seems to both know or care about, and you then start running stories in your head about how that simple bit of really not-important knowledge can suddenly become that one thing that is needed to save the universe (or just the world, or even just the building. Or the puppy). And then somebody screams the question, and you just have that info right there in your brain, because you just happened to hear or read it right now, and you say it matter-of-factly, as if it's the simplest thing to know in the world, and just shrug and willing to go with your life, when the heroes who are busy saving the whatever are amazed by your wisdom and wit and your being the only one who could ever help. Just me then?
OK, I should really leave he computer and go to sleep, then. And not dream about this scenario. Which, skimming all those messages, I have no idea if it's even on-topic for the off-topic conversation.
[Edited because having only a couple of posts in a week, in which I don't even respond to anything, is still no excuse to misspelling the word "conversation"]
DCJensen - Aug 03, 2005 2:30:04 pm PDT #2096 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
t hugs the Nillyness
Sleep well.