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DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 6:51:34 am PDT #4241 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've never taken my pants off at work. I've gone commando to work (actually, am commando right now -- MUST DO LAUNDRY) and one I had to wiggle into my car through an open window, and the wind blew my skirt up, exposing my panties and garters clad ass to anyone in the staff parking lot for a good 45 seconds while I wiggled and cussed.

Ahhh, Tales of Erin's Ass. Erin's Ass has a very adventurous life and has generated many stories.

§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 6:52:13 am PDT #4242 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So come on baby, won't you show some class?
Why you want to move so fast?
We don't have to take our clothes off
To have a good time.

-t - Jun 24, 2005 6:52:22 am PDT #4243 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm a little overwhelmed by the PKD android.

Too self-referential for my wee brain to handle.

Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:53:34 am PDT #4244 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My poor butt. It's been knifed, exposed, burnt and right now, poison-ivied.

Lee - Jun 24, 2005 6:54:52 am PDT #4245 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It's at times like these the great heaven knows
That we wish we had not so many clothes
So let's loosen up with a playful tease
Like all lovers did through the centuries

We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
Uh-huh-huh

DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 6:55:17 am PDT #4246 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My poor butt. It's been knifed, exposed, burnt and right now, poison-ivied.

Do you need somebody to rub a soothing balm into your buns?

§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 6:56:57 am PDT #4247 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Baby take off your coat
Real slow
Take off your shoes
I'll take off your shoes
Baby take off your dress
Yes, yes, yes

tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 6:57:17 am PDT #4248 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do you need somebody to rub a soothing balm into your buns?

Or perhaps some chainmail? And some fire-retardant undies?

Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:57:20 am PDT #4249 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Actually, yes. I have welts! Welts on my ass!

It's appalling. My butt should never deviate from exfo'd creaminess!

Vortex - Jun 24, 2005 6:57:47 am PDT #4250 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Baby take off your coat
Real slow
Baby take off your shoes
I'll take your shoes
Baby take off your dress
Yes yes yes
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on

eta: Damn! ita beat me to it!

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