My poor butt. It's been knifed, exposed, burnt and right now, poison-ivied.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:53:34 am PDT #4244 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Lee - Jun 24, 2005 6:54:52 am PDT #4245 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
It's at times like these the great heaven knows
That we wish we had not so many clothes
So let's loosen up with a playful tease
Like all lovers did through the centuries
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
Uh-huh-huh
DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 6:55:17 am PDT #4246 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My poor butt. It's been knifed, exposed, burnt and right now, poison-ivied.
Do you need somebody to rub a soothing balm into your buns?
§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 6:56:57 am PDT #4247 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Baby take off your coat
Real slow
Take off your shoes
I'll take off your shoes
Baby take off your dress
Yes, yes, yes
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 6:57:17 am PDT #4248 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you need somebody to rub a soothing balm into your buns?
Or perhaps some chainmail? And some fire-retardant undies?
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:57:20 am PDT #4249 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Actually, yes. I have welts! Welts on my ass!
It's appalling. My butt should never deviate from exfo'd creaminess!
Vortex - Jun 24, 2005 6:57:47 am PDT #4250 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Baby take off your coat
Real slow
Baby take off your shoes
I'll take your shoes
Baby take off your dress
Yes yes yes
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
eta: Damn! ita beat me to it!
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:59:44 am PDT #4251 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Or perhaps some chainmail? And some fire-retardant undies?
Chain-mail, not a bad idea. The fire-retardant...hmm. So far, I haven't atually set fire to my ass -- I burned it by leaning into a red-hot radiator after a shower.
I'm surprised I didn't knock satellites outta orbit with my yelp of pain.
I'm trying to think stripping songs, and nothing's coming.
§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 7:00:37 am PDT #4252 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
All your nekkidness is belong to me.
Also ...
Your body’s what I’m all about
Can I see u?
I’ll show u
Why not?
U can think it’s because I’m your friend I’ll do it 4 u
Of course I’ll undress in front of u!
And when I’m naked, what shall I do?
Scrappy - Jun 24, 2005 7:00:46 am PDT #4253 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I am getting so hott
I'm gonna take my clothes off