Do you need somebody to rub a soothing balm into your buns?
Or perhaps some chainmail? And some fire-retardant undies?
Home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 6:57:17 am PDT #4248 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:57:20 am PDT #4249 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Actually, yes. I have welts! Welts on my ass!
It's appalling. My butt should never deviate from exfo'd creaminess!
Vortex - Jun 24, 2005 6:57:47 am PDT #4250 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Baby take off your coat
Real slow
Baby take off your shoes
I'll take your shoes
Baby take off your dress
Yes yes yes
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
eta: Damn! ita beat me to it!
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:59:44 am PDT #4251 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Or perhaps some chainmail? And some fire-retardant undies?
Chain-mail, not a bad idea. The fire-retardant...hmm. So far, I haven't atually set fire to my ass -- I burned it by leaning into a red-hot radiator after a shower.
I'm surprised I didn't knock satellites outta orbit with my yelp of pain.
I'm trying to think stripping songs, and nothing's coming.
§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 7:00:37 am PDT #4252 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
All your nekkidness is belong to me.
Also ...
Your body’s what I’m all about
Can I see u?
I’ll show u
Why not?
U can think it’s because I’m your friend I’ll do it 4 u
Of course I’ll undress in front of u!
And when I’m naked, what shall I do?
Scrappy - Jun 24, 2005 7:00:46 am PDT #4253 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I am getting so hott
I'm gonna take my clothes off
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 7:02:46 am PDT #4254 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And she was drifting through the backyard
And she was taking off her dress
And she was moving very slowly
Rising up above the earth
Moving into the universe
Drifting this way and that
Not touching ground at all
Up above the yard
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 7:03:56 am PDT #4255 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
"Move that big ass 'round so I can work on that zipper, baby"
Jessica - Jun 24, 2005 7:04:31 am PDT #4256 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
An open letter to the Kansas Cit School Board: "As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."
§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 7:04:46 am PDT #4257 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down
Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of something James used to say...
"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper
Dammit. Beat by Erin.
Well, there are worse fates.