So come on baby, won't you show some class?
Why you want to move so fast?
We don't have to take our clothes off
To have a good time.
Buffy: How was school today? Dawn: The usual. A big square building filled with boredom and despair.
Buffy: Just how I remember it.
'The Killer In Me'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 6:52:13 am PDT #4242 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
-t - Jun 24, 2005 6:52:22 am PDT #4243 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm a little overwhelmed by the PKD android.
Too self-referential for my wee brain to handle.
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:53:34 am PDT #4244 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
My poor butt. It's been knifed, exposed, burnt and right now, poison-ivied.
Lee - Jun 24, 2005 6:54:52 am PDT #4245 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
It's at times like these the great heaven knows
That we wish we had not so many clothes
So let's loosen up with a playful tease
Like all lovers did through the centuries
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
Uh-huh-huh
DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 6:55:17 am PDT #4246 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My poor butt. It's been knifed, exposed, burnt and right now, poison-ivied.
Do you need somebody to rub a soothing balm into your buns?
§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 6:56:57 am PDT #4247 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Baby take off your coat
Real slow
Take off your shoes
I'll take off your shoes
Baby take off your dress
Yes, yes, yes
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 6:57:17 am PDT #4248 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you need somebody to rub a soothing balm into your buns?
Or perhaps some chainmail? And some fire-retardant undies?
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:57:20 am PDT #4249 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Actually, yes. I have welts! Welts on my ass!
It's appalling. My butt should never deviate from exfo'd creaminess!
Vortex - Jun 24, 2005 6:57:47 am PDT #4250 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Baby take off your coat
Real slow
Baby take off your shoes
I'll take your shoes
Baby take off your dress
Yes yes yes
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
eta: Damn! ita beat me to it!
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:59:44 am PDT #4251 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Or perhaps some chainmail? And some fire-retardant undies?
Chain-mail, not a bad idea. The fire-retardant...hmm. So far, I haven't atually set fire to my ass -- I burned it by leaning into a red-hot radiator after a shower.
I'm surprised I didn't knock satellites outta orbit with my yelp of pain.
I'm trying to think stripping songs, and nothing's coming.