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Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

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Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:59:44 am PDT #4251 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Or perhaps some chainmail? And some fire-retardant undies?

Chain-mail, not a bad idea. The fire-retardant...hmm. So far, I haven't atually set fire to my ass -- I burned it by leaning into a red-hot radiator after a shower.

I'm surprised I didn't knock satellites outta orbit with my yelp of pain.

I'm trying to think stripping songs, and nothing's coming.

§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 7:00:37 am PDT #4252 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

All your nekkidness is belong to me.

Also ...

Your body’s what I’m all about
Can I see u?
I’ll show u
Why not?
U can think it’s because I’m your friend I’ll do it 4 u
Of course I’ll undress in front of u!
And when I’m naked, what shall I do?

Scrappy - Jun 24, 2005 7:00:46 am PDT #4253 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I am getting so hott
 I'm gonna take my clothes off

tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 7:02:46 am PDT #4254 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And she was drifting through the backyard
And she was taking off her dress
And she was moving very slowly
Rising up above the earth
Moving into the universe
Drifting this way and that
Not touching ground at all
Up above the yard

Strix - Jun 24, 2005 7:03:56 am PDT #4255 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

"Move that big ass 'round so I can work on that zipper, baby"

Jessica - Jun 24, 2005 7:04:31 am PDT #4256 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

An open letter to the Kansas Cit School Board: "As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."

§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 7:04:46 am PDT #4257 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of something James used to say...

"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"

Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper

Dammit. Beat by Erin.

Well, there are worse fates.

Vortex - Jun 24, 2005 7:06:46 am PDT #4258 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Dammit. Beat by Erin.

karmic payback!

DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 7:08:53 am PDT #4259 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm on my second drink
But I've had a few before...
I'm tryin' hard to think
And I think that I want you on the floor
Uh huh, yeah on the floor!

[Chorus]
Go on and take it off
(echo) Take it off!
You gotta shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off
(echo) Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see

Need your love 1,2,3
Stop starin' at my D cup
Don't waste time, just give it to me
C'mon baby, just feel me up
C'mon, just give it up

[Chorus]
Go on and take it off
(echo) Take it off!
You gotta shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off
(echo) Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see

Strix - Jun 24, 2005 7:09:26 am PDT #4260 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It's the only way I'd be able to beat ita.

I'll take it!

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