Someone over on Fandom wank posted a link on live journal where girls/women were freaking out over some one's cock. Colin Ferrell's think, he's uncut and there were many "omigod! is he diseased??" posts.

It was rather funny.

I was briefly with a guy who was uncut, but the sex was over rather quickly and not adventerous so I never got a good look.

I was with Emmett when he was circumcized. The doctor (a suave older Jewish OB/GYN who'd been doing circs for about 40 years) just strapped his legs down, but not his arms. The nurse at the time noted that they used to use this wonderful numbing creme but it was now off the market. (There's probably something new that Jen gets to use.)

Emmett was in something sort of like a car-seat, with his legs strapped down. It wasn't cold or uncomfortable. The nurse told me to let him suck my finger while it was happening so he would be comforted.

The doctor started by putting two clamps on separating the foreskin from the penis and cutting off the blood supply. That's when Emmett hollered, so I'm pretty sure that hurt a lot. I gave him my pinky finger and he sucked on it hard for the rest of the procedure. Then the doctor cut the foreskin very quickly, keeping up a steady patter all the time in what seemed like a routine to distract dads from passing out. But I was fine.

The doctor pronounced it, "neat, symmetrical and elegant." Smeared on some topical antibiotic, gauze and we were done in about ten minutes or less. Emmett seemed a little in shock after that, sucking my finger until he went to sleep. He slept for a couple hours and that was pretty much it. You just had to keep changing the dressing for the first week or ten days, with vaseline on it so the gauze wouldn't stick.

Oh - and I first saw uncircumcized penises in my high school locker during gym, where most of the black guys were uncut. Aesthetically they looked off to me, but I'm sure that's a cultural value.

I totally don't even know whether I'm circumcised or not. And since I don't go around looking at penises, I don't really have a point of comparison.

I totally don't even know whether I'm circumcised or not.

If it looks sort of like an elephant's trunk - uncircumcised.

If you can see the glans/head of the penis without pulling back the foreskin - circumcised.

PC-- if the top of your penis looks basically the same whether you are erect or flacid you are circumcised.

If when flacid it looks like an elephant's trunk you are not.

If you can see the glans/head of the penis without pulling back the foreskin - circumcised.

That's what I thought. Yeah, I am. I'm trying to imagine an uncut penis, and it looks really weird. But then again, I figure any penis that doesn't look like mine is weird, since it's the one I'm most accustomed to.

But then again, I figure any penis that doesn't look like mine is weird, since it's the one I'm most accustomed to.

Yeah, that's pretty much my attitude.

Penises do look weird. Like Elaine said on that episode of Seinfeld: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

Don't get me wrong--I appreciate the penis and all it can do, but...yeah. Looks funny.

Don't get me wrong--I appreciate the penis and all it can do, but...yeah. Looks funny.

Yeah, but an erect one is a proud sight. Like a tall ship sailing into Boston Harbor.

t /random surreal cauctical similes

eta: assist by Cocktic!Tindy