I would have been more impressed if you'd said cauctical similes.
Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 10, 2005 12:55:10 pm PDT #9656 of 10001
What is even happening?
vw bug - Jul 10, 2005 12:58:04 pm PDT #9657 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I just attacked the bathroom. It probably hasn't been this clean in YEARS. Plus, now it has new shower curtains, rugs and hand towels. It's all pretty, and I feel all proud, since I've been avoiding this task for weeks.
t /ignoring other discussion
Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2005 12:58:31 pm PDT #9658 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Yeah, but an erect one is a proud sight. Like a tall ship sailing into Boston Harbor.
Um...
I have a penis asthetics theory. At BEST they look good erect or flacid, never both.
A grower looks nice erect but all embarassed and shriveled when flacid. A shower looks nice flacid, but all tortured and uncomfortable like the skin will split down that line any second when erect. Some just look weird both ways.
P.M. Marc - Jul 10, 2005 1:01:38 pm PDT #9659 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
All cocks look silly, boys. Don't fool yourself.
I mean, our parts aren't that pretty, either, but they're usually nestled in a flattering hairstyle.
Randomly, I sometimes regret not shaving my upper legs before going in to give birth, but it wasn't the season yet.
DCJensen - Jul 10, 2005 1:10:52 pm PDT #9660 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Sixty posts about circumcision. Yup, this is Bitches.
DavidS - Jul 10, 2005 1:15:27 pm PDT #9661 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
All cocks look silly, boys. Don't fool yourself.
Yeah, but they feel great. except when you catch them in a zipper
Glamcookie - Jul 10, 2005 1:17:22 pm PDT #9662 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
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I went to a great gay club last night. In Raleigh, North Carolina! I'm hurting a bit today from one or two too many red bull and vodkas, but it was worth it.
erikaj - Jul 10, 2005 1:19:18 pm PDT #9663 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I have only seen three...hardly feels like much of sample. Must leave the theorizing to others. Although that is reminding me of that Chris Rock joke...if a man asks a strange woman for a favor, he's probably saying "Want some dick?"
Jars - Jul 10, 2005 1:31:15 pm PDT #9664 of 10001
I very recently had my first first-hand experience of a circumcised penis. It was... unusual.
The first time I realised it was done at all was when I was about eight or nine and my little cousin Johari came back from the doctor's office and waved his willy in my face, showing me what had happened. Boys do like showing them off, don't they?
Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2005 1:32:14 pm PDT #9665 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gloomcookie!
I've got smonster on IM and she, too, is in the great state of North Carolina.