Oh - and I first saw uncircumcized penises in my high school locker during gym, where most of the black guys were uncut. Aesthetically they looked off to me, but I'm sure that's a cultural value.
You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jul 10, 2005 12:42:09 pm PDT #9648 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Polter-Cow - Jul 10, 2005 12:43:50 pm PDT #9649 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I totally don't even know whether I'm circumcised or not. And since I don't go around looking at penises, I don't really have a point of comparison.
DavidS - Jul 10, 2005 12:45:38 pm PDT #9650 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I totally don't even know whether I'm circumcised or not.
If it looks sort of like an elephant's trunk - uncircumcised.
If you can see the glans/head of the penis without pulling back the foreskin - circumcised.
Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2005 12:46:13 pm PDT #9651 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
PC-- if the top of your penis looks basically the same whether you are erect or flacid you are circumcised.
If when flacid it looks like an elephant's trunk you are not.
Polter-Cow - Jul 10, 2005 12:47:23 pm PDT #9652 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
If you can see the glans/head of the penis without pulling back the foreskin - circumcised.
That's what I thought. Yeah, I am. I'm trying to imagine an uncut penis, and it looks really weird. But then again, I figure any penis that doesn't look like mine is weird, since it's the one I'm most accustomed to.
DavidS - Jul 10, 2005 12:49:54 pm PDT #9653 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But then again, I figure any penis that doesn't look like mine is weird, since it's the one I'm most accustomed to.
Yeah, that's pretty much my attitude.
Pix - Jul 10, 2005 12:51:13 pm PDT #9654 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Penises do look weird. Like Elaine said on that episode of Seinfeld: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
Don't get me wrong--I appreciate the penis and all it can do, but...yeah. Looks funny.
DavidS - Jul 10, 2005 12:54:12 pm PDT #9655 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Don't get me wrong--I appreciate the penis and all it can do, but...yeah. Looks funny.
Yeah, but an erect one is a proud sight. Like a tall ship sailing into Boston Harbor.
t /random surreal cauctical similes
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Topic!Cindy - Jul 10, 2005 12:55:10 pm PDT #9656 of 10001
What is even happening?
I would have been more impressed if you'd said cauctical similes.
vw bug - Jul 10, 2005 12:58:04 pm PDT #9657 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I just attacked the bathroom. It probably hasn't been this clean in YEARS. Plus, now it has new shower curtains, rugs and hand towels. It's all pretty, and I feel all proud, since I've been avoiding this task for weeks.
t /ignoring other discussion