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Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Polter-Cow - Jul 10, 2005 12:47:23 pm PDT #9652 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

If you can see the glans/head of the penis without pulling back the foreskin - circumcised.

That's what I thought. Yeah, I am. I'm trying to imagine an uncut penis, and it looks really weird. But then again, I figure any penis that doesn't look like mine is weird, since it's the one I'm most accustomed to.

DavidS - Jul 10, 2005 12:49:54 pm PDT #9653 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But then again, I figure any penis that doesn't look like mine is weird, since it's the one I'm most accustomed to.

Yeah, that's pretty much my attitude.

Pix - Jul 10, 2005 12:51:13 pm PDT #9654 of 10001

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Penises do look weird. Like Elaine said on that episode of Seinfeld: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

Don't get me wrong--I appreciate the penis and all it can do, but...yeah. Looks funny.

DavidS - Jul 10, 2005 12:54:12 pm PDT #9655 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Don't get me wrong--I appreciate the penis and all it can do, but...yeah. Looks funny.

Yeah, but an erect one is a proud sight. Like a tall ship sailing into Boston Harbor.

t /random surreal cauctical similes

eta: assist by Cocktic!Tindy

Topic!Cindy - Jul 10, 2005 12:55:10 pm PDT #9656 of 10001

What is even happening?

I would have been more impressed if you'd said cauctical similes.

vw bug - Jul 10, 2005 12:58:04 pm PDT #9657 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

I just attacked the bathroom. It probably hasn't been this clean in YEARS. Plus, now it has new shower curtains, rugs and hand towels. It's all pretty, and I feel all proud, since I've been avoiding this task for weeks.

t /ignoring other discussion

Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2005 12:58:31 pm PDT #9658 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yeah, but an erect one is a proud sight. Like a tall ship sailing into Boston Harbor.

Um...

I have a penis asthetics theory. At BEST they look good erect or flacid, never both.

A grower looks nice erect but all embarassed and shriveled when flacid. A shower looks nice flacid, but all tortured and uncomfortable like the skin will split down that line any second when erect. Some just look weird both ways.

P.M. Marc - Jul 10, 2005 1:01:38 pm PDT #9659 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

All cocks look silly, boys. Don't fool yourself.

I mean, our parts aren't that pretty, either, but they're usually nestled in a flattering hairstyle.

Randomly, I sometimes regret not shaving my upper legs before going in to give birth, but it wasn't the season yet.

DCJensen - Jul 10, 2005 1:10:52 pm PDT #9660 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

Sixty posts about circumcision. Yup, this is Bitches.

DavidS - Jul 10, 2005 1:15:27 pm PDT #9661 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

All cocks look silly, boys. Don't fool yourself.

Yeah, but they feel great. except when you catch them in a zipper

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