Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Jun 29, 2005 7:28:21 am PDT #7596 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

(((vw)))


Anne W. - Jun 29, 2005 7:28:27 am PDT #7597 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

{{{vw}}}


askye - Jun 29, 2005 7:30:36 am PDT #7598 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I want a cookie, I'm trying to lose weight.

Co workers are annoying me --- stop whistling!!

Also, stop hanging out at my desk repeating yourself about a problem. Standing there repeating the same sentence five times or so is not going to get it fixed any faster.


Steph L. - Jun 29, 2005 7:33:27 am PDT #7599 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I just trapped and evicted a rather large spider all by myself.

I guess it was behind on its rent, then?


Sean K - Jun 29, 2005 7:37:59 am PDT #7600 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I guess it was behind on its rent, then?

Damn spider thinks this house just pays for itself. GET A JOB, HIPPIE!


tommyrot - Jun 29, 2005 7:38:15 am PDT #7601 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I guess it was behind on its rent, then?

Better that than constantly waking everyone up with loud spider sex.


Aims - Jun 29, 2005 7:39:02 am PDT #7602 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sixteen legs banging against the wall, fuck yeah, I'd kick em out.


DavidS - Jun 29, 2005 7:50:04 am PDT #7603 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, your friend and his famous girlfriend are doing well at this whole card-shark thing:

Cool! Fun for them, I know Phil would be doing handstands of happiness over her success.


Lilty Cash - Jun 29, 2005 7:50:32 am PDT #7604 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

The Guinea Pig sounds good!

The only thing was, the pomegranate was a little sweet, and we needed to add something with more tang. The lime juice wasn't enough, and we couldn't think of any other handy ingredients.

(((vw)))


-t - Jun 29, 2005 7:59:45 am PDT #7605 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Maybe with tonic water instead of seltzer?