I guess it was behind on its rent, then?
Better that than constantly waking everyone up with loud spider sex.
'Lessons'
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I guess it was behind on its rent, then?
Better that than constantly waking everyone up with loud spider sex.
Sixteen legs banging against the wall, fuck yeah, I'd kick em out.
Hec, your friend and his famous girlfriend are doing well at this whole card-shark thing:
Cool! Fun for them, I know Phil would be doing handstands of happiness over her success.
The Guinea Pig sounds good!
The only thing was, the pomegranate was a little sweet, and we needed to add something with more tang. The lime juice wasn't enough, and we couldn't think of any other handy ingredients.
(((vw)))
Maybe with tonic water instead of seltzer?
the lime juice wasn't enough
grapefruit juice?
Damn spider thinks this house just pays for itself. GET A JOB, HIPPIE!
nods
Stupid Natural World invading my Unnatural World! Just now we've had a giant spider and a host of ants in my room! Bastard ants!
Tonic, grapefruit. Got it. That could do the trick!
Hello, lovely Fay! I hear you had a date or something. Go you!
Yay for pay day Fay!
Say Yay for Gay Fay's Pay Day!
Ahem. Yes, I have a date tomorrow night. Kind of a date. A thing. Er. There's me and a guy and a movie, so - yeah.
I think I enjoyed the 'I have a date in a week' part more than the 'Oh shit, I have a date tomorrow' part. 'Cause we may just not get on, or most likely it'll just be a friendly thing, type of thing, or embarrassing, or something. Er. But - yeah. Date.
Quite chuffed. Also a trifle daunted, but trying to not be.
But, hey - I no longer work for Evil Boss! How cool is that?