I just trapped and evicted a rather large spider all by myself.
I guess it was behind on its rent, then?
Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.
'Shells'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jun 29, 2005 7:33:27 am PDT #7599 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Sean K - Jun 29, 2005 7:37:59 am PDT #7600 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I guess it was behind on its rent, then?
Damn spider thinks this house just pays for itself. GET A JOB, HIPPIE!
tommyrot - Jun 29, 2005 7:38:15 am PDT #7601 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I guess it was behind on its rent, then?
Better that than constantly waking everyone up with loud spider sex.
Aims - Jun 29, 2005 7:39:02 am PDT #7602 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sixteen legs banging against the wall, fuck yeah, I'd kick em out.
DavidS - Jun 29, 2005 7:50:04 am PDT #7603 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hec, your friend and his famous girlfriend are doing well at this whole card-shark thing:
Cool! Fun for them, I know Phil would be doing handstands of happiness over her success.
Lilty Cash - Jun 29, 2005 7:50:32 am PDT #7604 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
The Guinea Pig sounds good!
The only thing was, the pomegranate was a little sweet, and we needed to add something with more tang. The lime juice wasn't enough, and we couldn't think of any other handy ingredients.
(((vw)))
-t - Jun 29, 2005 7:59:45 am PDT #7605 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Maybe with tonic water instead of seltzer?
Fay - Jun 29, 2005 8:00:00 am PDT #7606 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
the lime juice wasn't enough
grapefruit juice?
Damn spider thinks this house just pays for itself. GET A JOB, HIPPIE!
nods
Stupid Natural World invading my Unnatural World! Just now we've had a giant spider and a host of ants in my room! Bastard ants!
Lilty Cash - Jun 29, 2005 8:04:23 am PDT #7607 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Tonic, grapefruit. Got it. That could do the trick!
Sean K - Jun 29, 2005 8:07:16 am PDT #7608 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hello, lovely Fay! I hear you had a date or something. Go you!