the lime juice wasn't enough
grapefruit juice?
Damn spider thinks this house just pays for itself. GET A JOB, HIPPIE!
nods
Stupid Natural World invading my Unnatural World! Just now we've had a giant spider
and
a host of ants in my room! Bastard ants!
Tonic, grapefruit. Got it. That could do the trick!
Hello, lovely Fay! I hear you had a date or something. Go you!
Say Yay for Gay Fay's Pay Day!
Ahem. Yes, I have a date tomorrow night. Kind of a date. A thing. Er. There's me and a guy and a movie, so - yeah.
I think I enjoyed the 'I have a date in a week' part more than the 'Oh
shit,
I have a date tomorrow' part. 'Cause we may just not get on, or most likely it'll just be a friendly thing, type of thing, or embarrassing, or something. Er. But - yeah. Date.
Quite chuffed. Also a trifle daunted, but trying to not be.
But, hey - I no longer work for Evil Boss! How cool is that?
Horray Fay Jay's Gay Pay Day!!!!!
How cool is that?
Ice cold.
And yay date, 'cuz why not?
Hurray Fay Jay's Gay Pay Day!!!!!
Plus it's Free Fey Fay Day.
Ahem. Yes, I have a date tomorrow night. Kind of a date. A thing. Er. There's me and a guy and a movie, so - yeah.
I'm chuffed on your behalf. At the very least you get to see Batman so he'd have to be a very bad date indeed to have the whole evening score a negative.
Fay's Fated Straight Date, Don't Hesitate or You'll Be Late