Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2005 6:27:19 am PDT #7348 of 10001
What is even happening?

Really, I'm a very dull girl. A snappy dresser, but when the fancy vintage clothes come off, extremely tame and unadventuresome.

And nekkid.


Amy - Jun 28, 2005 6:28:52 am PDT #7349 of 10001
Because books.

Happy Birthday, Hec! Everyone should get a haircut today in your honor.


Strix - Jun 28, 2005 6:32:51 am PDT #7350 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Madame Pervylicious Mc2a.m.Bootycallicus.

Huh. I think I need a gold nameplate necklace with this on it.

I've been dubbed.

Calli, I want a white tiger in my half of the dungeon. And I need a owl to stand on my shoulder while I laugh manically and crack my whip.


DavidS - Jun 28, 2005 6:32:57 am PDT #7351 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, HECUBOT!!!!!!!!

Thank you! Emmett gave me a bean bag he made for me. Actually I guess it's a rice bag since it's filled with rice. But it is a nice blue leopard print.

Raquel, quit stressing! Who could say No to you? Answer: Only stupid humans you wouldn't want to work with anyway.


Strix - Jun 28, 2005 6:33:31 am PDT #7352 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Bean bag is much more alliterative.


ChiKat - Jun 28, 2005 6:33:52 am PDT #7353 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Birthday, Hec!!!


Calli - Jun 28, 2005 6:34:33 am PDT #7354 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I want a white tiger in my half of the dungeon. And I need a owl to stand on my shoulder while I laugh manically and crack my whip.

Sounds spiffilicious to me. Just as long as your subs clean out the litterbox.


DavidS - Jun 28, 2005 6:34:43 am PDT #7355 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And nekkid.

That's one of her good looks.

Happy Birthday, Hec! Everyone should get a haircut today in your honor.

Teppy's started the ball rolling. It's up to you AmyLiz.

I've been dubbed.

That's nothing. Wait 'til you're subtitled.


DavidS - Jun 28, 2005 6:35:41 am PDT #7356 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Bean bag is much more alliterative.

Yo, bootygirl, Assonance!


Strix - Jun 28, 2005 6:36:14 am PDT #7357 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sounds spiffilicious to me. Just as long as your subs clean out the litterbox.

Hey, #3 in the Top Ten Reasons to become a dominatrix.

That's nothing. Wait 'til you're subtitled.

Bwah! And hey, I want French AND Japanese subtitles.