You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jun 28, 2005 6:07:21 am PDT #7338 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Happy birthday, Hec! Of course, if this were a perfect birthday, we'd only be talking about haircuts, not cats.


JZ - Jun 28, 2005 6:07:40 am PDT #7339 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Really, I'm a very dull girl. A snappy dresser, but when the fancy vintage clothes come off, extremely tame and unadventuresome.


Calli - Jun 28, 2005 6:07:52 am PDT #7340 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

note to self: No second date with Calli.

 *Pouts*

Calli and I are gonna double-date!

Yay! We can get a bulk discount on the manacles!


Susan W. - Jun 28, 2005 6:09:30 am PDT #7341 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Happy birthday, Hec!

I am not NUTS. I am VANILLA

Sister!


Scrappy - Jun 28, 2005 6:10:30 am PDT #7342 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Happy Hec and Deb day! The Good Fairy of Writing must love this day, to create you two on it!


Deena - Jun 28, 2005 6:11:09 am PDT #7343 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Happy Birthday Hec! I hope it's a corker.

Timelies everyone.

prepare the thalamatatron, make a nice selection of snacks

I don't know what thalamatatron is, but for a really nice selection of snacks, I'd be willing to try it.


Steph L. - Jun 28, 2005 6:13:35 am PDT #7344 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Really, I'm a very dull girl. A snappy dresser, but when the fancy vintage clothes come off, extremely tame and unadventuresome.

Well, "sprinkles on your vanilla" isn't code for "here comes the branding iron!"

That would be more "tobasco and jalapenos with red curry on your vanilla."


Steph L. - Jun 28, 2005 6:19:39 am PDT #7345 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And now I'm thinking there should be an ice cream code, like the hanky code.

(Like, "I suggest you avoid *him* -- rainbow sherbet with Skittles on top." "Really?!? He doesn't *look* like a freak....")

Though it's possible I'm just hungry.


Calli - Jun 28, 2005 6:21:51 am PDT #7346 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

And now I'm thinking there should be an ice cream code, like the hanky code.

Absolutely.

Although, it's about time for lunch here, too.

I think I'll still agree after eating, 'though.


tommyrot - Jun 28, 2005 6:22:29 am PDT #7347 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And now I'm thinking there should be an ice cream code, like the hanky code.

What would bananas foster stand for?