HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, HECUBOT!!!!!!!!
Thank you! Emmett gave me a bean bag he made for me. Actually I guess it's a rice bag since it's filled with rice. But it is a nice blue leopard print.
Raquel, quit stressing! Who could say No to you? Answer: Only stupid humans you wouldn't want to work with anyway.
Bean bag is much more alliterative.
I want a white tiger in my half of the dungeon. And I need a owl to stand on my shoulder while I laugh manically and crack my whip.
Sounds spiffilicious to me. Just as long as your subs clean out the litterbox.
And nekkid.
That's one of her good looks.
Happy Birthday, Hec! Everyone should get a haircut today in your honor.
Teppy's started the ball rolling. It's up to you AmyLiz.
I've been dubbed.
That's nothing. Wait 'til you're subtitled.
Bean bag is much more alliterative.
Yo, bootygirl, Assonance!
Sounds spiffilicious to me. Just as long as your subs clean out the litterbox.
Hey, #3 in the Top Ten Reasons to become a dominatrix.
That's nothing. Wait 'til you're subtitled.
Bwah! And hey, I want French AND Japanese subtitles.
And nekkid.
That's one of her good looks.
She has NO bad looks.
Which, really, is unfair that you've hoarded all Teh Pretty by marrying it. We should all have JZ pretty of our own! Oooh -- maybe an action figure!
What would bananas foster stand for?
Likes hot wax on Mr Winky?
We should all have JZ pretty of our own!
Hmmm, I guess if I boiled her down I could create an Eau de JZ and sell it in a bottle.